How ya been fucker bitch? haven't heard from ya lately. hope you and your fam had a good Christmas.
I let my wife shove 16 dildos in my ass at one time, so I've had a good one. I even asked her to call me Bu$hy! It was fucking awesome! then I licked the shitz off of every one of them. 1 at a time.
What a merry chirstmas it was.
I'm good bro brah, had a good holiday and all that jazz. Smoked a prime rib chunk and it was babies first xmas so we all had a good time!
Dyna won my fantasy football league so I have to send his ass a bunch of cash, that fucker.
All in all things are great- exhausted from the little baby, but couldn't be happier. By the way 16 dildos sounds exhausting but it's a marathon, not a sprint, and if anyone can handle that kind of gape it's you!