Choke free hot dogs - Really?

[pinkpipe]

isn't this article in reference to toddlers and infants? Not grown ass men

Yes - the choking risk is pretty much limited to infants and toddlers. Saying a kid deserves to die because he is choking on a hot dog is crazy. They aren't responsible for what they're being fed, and they sure as hell don't deserve it.

 

[worm5376]

I choked on pizza cheese once when I was a teen. Natural selection at a older age FAIL!

 

[Mattplusness]

I choked on pizza cheese once when I was a teen. Natural selection at a older age FAIL!

<insert george bush joke>

 

[guitarabuser]

OK, I've been brainstorming and I think I know how to fix the choking problem - Pre-chewed Hotdogs! Basically, you just mash up a can of spam and smear it on a bun.

 

[logzz]

Why don't they just regulate the size? lol Ninety-nine dollars if its not under an inch cubed..

 

[guitarabuser]

Hell, why don't the parents cut the damn things in half? Too stupid to use a knife?

 

[ANC]

Next they will insist on only useing chokefree cocks for oral sex.