thesmith
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wow theres some crazy stuff you guys are tellin this dude. OK I have done it many ways both subbed with synthetic and flushed my body. Now what you need to understand is there are two types of tests as far as urine is considered. Lets assume that for an employer, probation and dot (dept of transportation) are all ordering what is considered a 10 panel test. this test looks for 10 different antibodies all from the removal of the drugs by your body.
Now there are two types of urine screens given the first is a "regulated screen" what this means is that someone will accompany you and watch. The second is a "non-regulated screen" which means they will ask you to empty pockets remove ballcaps and hats. but they usually don't watch a non-regulated screen.
Both of these tests use a dipstick style indicator with a cutoff built in which means if you can pass a drugstore test your good.
now if either type of test show a positive they will take sample b (they split your sample and make you initial both vials) and send it through a mass spectrometer you cant fool the ms with fake piss. but if you dont show positive on the 10 panel they usually will not run it through the MS due to very high costs. the exception would be a wealthy company, but if they have that kind of money its still cheaper to do a hair folicle than use the MS.
now i saw some guys above saying water water water....... its true drink as much as you can a couple hours before the test until your pissin every 20 minutes. it still takes a few weeks to clean out but this will help it a bunch. the next thing to do is brink a moster or red bull as this will color your very watered down piss yellow. this will help get the ppm down below the cut off (which sits at about 15 ppm for weed). as far as some magical cleanser I wouldn't trust any company as there are claims but I have never seen good results as a matter of fact I know someone who was questioned and passed over for a job due to high creotene levels.
Synthetic piss also works and so does piss from the opposite sex they do not waste money sexing your piss lol. these are the best bet for someone who needs there medicine and cant go without. of course for a non regulated screen its really easy just get the temp right and your good.
now also included in these 10 panel tests is something you dont see on the drug store type that is they check the specific gravity of the sample. if you attempt visine or bleach or tainting the sample with additives you will prolly get caught not that there arent exceptions to this rule but i wouldnt risk it.
good luck i hope this clears some stuff up. I have more info if you need it but am out of time for now.
Now there are two types of urine screens given the first is a "regulated screen" what this means is that someone will accompany you and watch. The second is a "non-regulated screen" which means they will ask you to empty pockets remove ballcaps and hats. but they usually don't watch a non-regulated screen.
Both of these tests use a dipstick style indicator with a cutoff built in which means if you can pass a drugstore test your good.
now if either type of test show a positive they will take sample b (they split your sample and make you initial both vials) and send it through a mass spectrometer you cant fool the ms with fake piss. but if you dont show positive on the 10 panel they usually will not run it through the MS due to very high costs. the exception would be a wealthy company, but if they have that kind of money its still cheaper to do a hair folicle than use the MS.
now i saw some guys above saying water water water....... its true drink as much as you can a couple hours before the test until your pissin every 20 minutes. it still takes a few weeks to clean out but this will help it a bunch. the next thing to do is brink a moster or red bull as this will color your very watered down piss yellow. this will help get the ppm down below the cut off (which sits at about 15 ppm for weed). as far as some magical cleanser I wouldn't trust any company as there are claims but I have never seen good results as a matter of fact I know someone who was questioned and passed over for a job due to high creotene levels.
Synthetic piss also works and so does piss from the opposite sex they do not waste money sexing your piss lol. these are the best bet for someone who needs there medicine and cant go without. of course for a non regulated screen its really easy just get the temp right and your good.
now also included in these 10 panel tests is something you dont see on the drug store type that is they check the specific gravity of the sample. if you attempt visine or bleach or tainting the sample with additives you will prolly get caught not that there arent exceptions to this rule but i wouldnt risk it.
good luck i hope this clears some stuff up. I have more info if you need it but am out of time for now.
