Give me ideas of how to get back a perv. old man!

a mongo frog

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ok i got the case cracker, this is what u do.
grab your girl by the arm, drag her ass over to his house. barge through the door and rip the cloths off your lady. then tell the old man " you want to fuck my girl old man? well here she is, get your fuck on then!!!"
most likely nothing will happen and you guys become great friends. but the flip side is he goes at it like never before and maybe you loose your girlfriend. or you all can have a three some. hope this helps.
 

El Superbeasto

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Or this guy will have his girl impregnated by an old creepy bastard...

Imagine the offspring....

ok i got the case cracker, this is what u do.
grab your girl by the arm, drag her ass over to his house. barge through the door and rip the cloths off your lady. then tell the old man " you want to fuck my girl old man? well here she is, get your fuck on then!!!"
most likely nothing will happen and you guys become great friends. but the flip side is he goes at it like never before and maybe you loose your girlfriend. or you all can have a three some. hope this helps.
 

Louis541

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Like I said I don't wanna talk to him in person because I know he's gonna say the wrong thing thas gonna make me snap and end up getting arrested for beating up a 60+ year old man.
I bet that would make you feel manly.

I don't care what your excuse is, if you can't go up to someone you have a petty problem with, and talk to them like a man, you are a coward.
 

El Superbeasto

Active Member
If some old creepy bastard is eyeing my wife, we'd have issues. He has 2 choices: 1) stop it. 2) face the consciousnesses. Simple as that.

If he's nice, and say's he'll stop, cool. If he is a jackass, well, a beat down is in order. I hit hard. I might make him change his mind.

I know she's not makin it up cuz I can hear him blare the fuckin horn when she leaves.

Like I said I don't wanna talk to him in person because I know he's gonna say the wrong thing thas gonna make me snap and end up getting arrested for beating up a 60+ year old man.

I have real train horns (very loud) on my truck and I have blared the horn a few times driving by his house at 4am. Haven't seen him outside since this has been happening tho. My girl says he sits inside and does it thru his window now.
 

lostNug

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Oh im a coward now? hahaha ok

Bring a friend a long iis a good idea. Would spot it from getting outa hand cuz like I said I already have a record and would face time with another charge. Im a very chill person, never get mad but once someone makes me snap, all my built up anger comes out. That's what happened last time I confrtonted someone over some bullshit and they put their hands on me. Got assault with deadly weapon for using my fists. How about that? California judicial system at its best

Im not sure if having some "kind" words with grandpa isn't gna change his ways so that's why im leaning more towards fucking with him. More entertainment for everyone.
 

Bwpz

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If some old creepy bastard is eyeing my wife, we'd have issues. He has 2 choices: 1) stop it. 2) face the consciousnesses. Simple as that.

If he's nice, and say's he'll stop, cool. If he is a jackass, well, a beat down is in order. I hit hard. I might make him change his mind.
What kinda consciousnesses will there be? :D
 

Louis541

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If some old creepy bastard is eyeing my wife, we'd have issues. He has 2 choices: 1) stop it. 2) face the consciousnesses. Simple as that.

If he's nice, and say's he'll stop, cool. If he is a jackass, well, a beat down is in order. I hit hard. I might make him change his mind.
Goes to dictionary.com.........

Well I'll be a goddamned monkey's uncle. It is a real word. Even if it's not the right one. Lol. :)
 

Louis541

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Oh im a coward now? hahaha ok

I never said that. But lets look at the facts. Someone is harrassing your girlfriend and you're on an internet forum asking for advice, saying your scared your gonna beat up a frickin senior citizen. You tell me.
 

lostNug

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Im not asking any advice from anyone. I want to know who's got good ideas on how to fuck with this old man.
 

a mongo frog

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If some old creepy bastard is eyeing my wife, we'd have issues. He has 2 choices: 1) stop it. 2) face the consciousnesses. Simple as that.

If he's nice, and say's he'll stop, cool. If he is a jackass, well, a beat down is in order. I hit hard. I might make him change his mind.
maybe u should talk to the op then and u can go beat the snot out of this 87 year old guy.
if my wife came home saying this shit about this old guy and i need to do something. i would beat the hell out of her.
 

Finshaggy

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Im not asking any advice from anyone. I want to know who's got good ideas on how to fuck with this old man.
Yeah, this started off with. "I don't want any charges" ^^^ this guy I quoted isn't afraid he's gonna beat up anyone, and didn't even want that out there. Violent talking brought it out.
 

El Superbeasto

Active Member
If he is in fact, "old", I'd let it go with no more than some yelling. If he got to some touching, well... Sex offender registry awaits old man.

maybe u should talk to the op then and u can go beat the snot out of this 87 year old guy.
if my wife came home saying this shit about this old guy and i need to do something. i would beat the hell out of her.
 

a mongo frog

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i just think the op should watch his swag. vandalizing old peoples shit could get your brains blown out. i luv old people. in this situation im on the 97 year old guys side.
 
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