LuckyReturner
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Smoked every day for about three weeks, smoking now. Thick bowls multiple times a day. Is there any way i can possibly dilute my piss in 48 hours so i dont fail a drug test?
How fast can i pass a drug test?
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RawBudzski
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I have smoked everyday for the past 4+ years.. I am wondering the same question.
scroglodyte
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no. the only way to be assured passing, is abstinence. 5 weeks for a daily, heavy smoker. you'll have to use trickery. although beware; if you get caught, that prolly won't lead to a job.
scroglodyte
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5 weeks minimum; sorry. wanna be accurate on this one. more fat tissue.....more time.
LuckyReturner
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So i can't dilute my piss and advoid failing? Like pissing almost all water diluted with coke i slamed before i left so its yellow
RawBudzski
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why are you taking a drug test.. by the looks of your threads. You like to do drugs?
scroglodyte
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your urine's osmolality will be skewed if you dilute it, and you can suffer water toxicity. if your pee is too dilute.......its a fail.
Jimmyjonestoo
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No way you will pass a drug teat in 48 hours. Better luck next time.
this is a lie.
1) drink a shit ton of water. you have to be needing to take a piss every 10-15 mins.
2) get some protein bars and a mulitvitamin.
3) the morning of the test eat some protein bars, take a 1-2 tsbp of apple cider vinegar, and about 1hr before the test take the multi vitamin...
pass!!! buahaha
1) drink a shit ton of water. you have to be needing to take a piss every 10-15 mins.
2) get some protein bars and a mulitvitamin.
3) the morning of the test eat some protein bars, take a 1-2 tsbp of apple cider vinegar, and about 1hr before the test take the multi vitamin...
pass!!! buahaha
tet1953
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There are products you can use too, available from places like GNC. I think Strip is one. You still need to drink a lot for about 2 days and then you drink this quart of stuff about an hour before you go to the test. It is true that drinking a lot of water is easily detectible due to dilution, these products replace the creatinine and stuff that gets depleted. Costs about $50.
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stonerman
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Pay some dude 5 bucks to piss in a bottle for you? Maybe it does not even have to be a dude, even a chick, lol maybe you could mess with them if you could find a pregnant chicks piss.
There's also such thing called whizzanators, Basically strap on wieners, that fit around your waist, with synthetic urine, so if somebody had to visually see you pee in the bottle then it would be foolproof.
There's also such thing called whizzanators, Basically strap on wieners, that fit around your waist, with synthetic urine, so if somebody had to visually see you pee in the bottle then it would be foolproof.
SirShmokeAlot225
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Ummm not true. I smoke every day and I can be 100% clean in at most 10 days. So 5 weeks is bullshit. It's all about the amount of fat your body has. But neither here nor there. You wanna dilute it? Drink a gallon or two of water the night before. And drink a gallon before you go. Make sure your piss is clear. What you'll be doing is consuming so much water that it won't stay in your body long enough to pick up anything. Not a guaranteed pass but it's a pretty good shot.
ohmy
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I used one and the nurse wanted to know how i got a big color ful cockPay some dude 5 bucks to piss in a bottle for you? Maybe it does not even have to be a dude, even a chick, lol maybe you could mess with them if you could find a pregnant chicks piss.
There's also such thing called whizzanators, Basically strap on wieners, that fit around your waist, with synthetic urine, so if somebody had to visually see you pee in the bottle then it would be foolproof.
told her i had an accident and they gave me a bigger one this time
