next thread..how many true men out there in riu?

verny

verny

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dear fellow yodas..i just got dissed by the perfect "goddess".met her online.she was into yoga,has more than half a brain,and going to peru for a ayuhasca trip.i decided to be honest and....well.....linked her to my threads in riu,so she would better understand me.
guess what.she doesnt think weed is an entheogen!,or maybe its because im a loser pothead without a samsung galaxy.and a meagre income{more like zilch}..damn...im hurt guys......play me a song will ya.
 
verny

verny

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strange....even after i toke....i still feel the hurt...it comes in thru the thc high....like i can sense it....what do i do?????????????????/
 
verny

verny

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Drowning-Man said:
To the dmt-nexus its dmt, and to shroomery its shrooms, isn't blue light extacy and party drugs? The nexus is interesting they gave my DMT college degree and set me on the pth. But rollitup is my bizniz. Sorry I'm rambling I'm way to high.
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say anything kind elder of tribe riu...guide this rambling toking fool.
 
verny

verny

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crush a little dormicum....add 3 strong beers...and pump that vein with liquid black gold...and il be good to go.....fuck love.fuck nature,fuck women.i mean..well u know what i mean
 
tyler.durden

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verny said:
a little of your wit,and wisdom for me pls ...kind sir.....how do i handle living on this earth plane all alone?.without a tribe?....without a goddess?
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Why are you unable to relate to people in a socially acceptable way, mainy? Look how everybody else contributes and has a good time, what's stopping you from doing the same? Instead you barge in wearing a 'kick me' sign. Is this the only way you learned to relate to others? It's gross and boring. Waiting patiently for inevitable meltdown and subsequent ban hammer...
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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verny said:
a little of your wit,and wisdom for me pls ...kind sir.....how do i handle living on this earth plane all alone?.without a tribe?....without a goddess?
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You can order a blow up doll ...infact you can order several nobody has to know about it and you can show them all your threads in Riu and say the craziest things without having to worry ...and we all know what crazy things you can say ......so order some blow up dolls and maybe a pocket rocket or two and go to hump town like an adolescent virgin hooked on meth ......go on now
Hump

Hump like the wind
 
verny

verny

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tyler.durden said:
Why are you unable to relate to people in a socially acceptable way, mainy? Look how everybody else contributes and has a good time, what's stopping you from doing the same? Instead you barge in wearing a 'kick me' sign. Is this the only way you learned to relate to others? It's gross and boring. Waiting patiently for inevitable meltdown and subsequent ban hammer...
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tyler my man...u r yoda!...what r u in real life?....retired cocaine smuggler?...billions in the bank?...how many degrees u got?......tnks man!....u just know what to say and when to say it....jeez im just a punk compared to u!...
dont let this gt to ur head!!!!!
 
verny

verny

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Indacouch said:
You can order a blow up doll ...infact you can order several nobody has to know about it and you can show them all your threads in Riu and say the craziest things without having to worry ...and we all know what crazy things you can say ......so order some blow up dolls and maybe a pocket rocket or two and go to hump town like an adolescent virgin hooked on meth ......go on now
Hump

Hump like the wind
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
 
verny

verny

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tyler.durden said:
Why are you unable to relate to people in a socially acceptable way, mainy? Look how everybody else contributes and has a good time, what's stopping you from doing the same? Instead you barge in wearing a 'kick me' sign. Is this the only way you learned to relate to others? It's gross and boring. Waiting patiently for inevitable meltdown and subsequent ban hammer...
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who or what is mainy?
 
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