Random Jabber Jibber thread

DarkWeb

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I just got a call from "amazon customer service" pre-recorded message said I purchased $300 worth of gift cards and if I press 1 I can verify my purchase.........soooo I pressed 1. Indian accent "hello sir, we have your name on the account and wanted to make sure you where ordered these" me "oh let me...just one sec....you're being re"....he butts in "oh, yes I'm recording this for customer service perpose" I laughed and said "no you didn't let me finish...... you're being reported" he yelled out "you mother fucker!" And hung up.......I don't think he's having a good day :blsmoke:

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BudmanTX

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I just got a call from "amazon customer service" pre-recorded message said I purchased $300 worth of gift cards and if I press 1 I can verify my purchase.........soooo I pressed 1. Indian accent "hello sir, we have your name on the account and wanted to make sure you where ordered these" me "oh let me...just one sec....you're being re"....he butts in "oh, yes I'm recording this for customer service perpose" I laughed and said "no you didn't let me finish...... you're being reported" he yelled out "you mother fucker!" And hung up.......I don't think he's having a good day :blsmoke:

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that's classic...lol

i had a spam email today...telling me i was "dead"..... :shock: and my wife was trying to get the funds.......
 

manfredo

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Only the pure strong alcohol stays in gas form. The rest gets condensed on the walls and drops back down.
I guess what confuses me is I am not trying to make the ethanol stronger...I'm using 190 proof ethanol. I just want to separate the ethanol from the cannabis oil.

I could see if I was trying to turn low proof ethanol to higher proof, but I'm not...although that might be next!! I guess I'll just play with it and try different methods and see what, if anything, works.

In the meantime I got syringe filters in today's mail...I could go play with my rosin some more and see if I can remove some fats. I'm not real confident about that process either ;)
 

Singlemalt

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I guess what confuses me is I am not trying to make the ethanol stronger...I'm using 190 proof ethanol. I just want to separate the ethanol from the cannabis oil.

I could see if I was trying to turn low proof ethanol to higher proof, but I'm not...although that might be next!! I guess I'll just play with it and try different methods and see what, if anything, works.

In the meantime I got syringe filters in today's mail...I could go play with my rosin some more and see if I can remove some fats. I'm not real confident about that process either ;)
Then use the simple distillation set up; it's also faster :)
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I guess what confuses me is I am not trying to make the ethanol stronger...I'm using 190 proof ethanol. I just want to separate the ethanol from the cannabis oil.

I could see if I was trying to turn low proof ethanol to higher proof, but I'm not...although that might be next!! I guess I'll just play with it and try different methods and see what, if anything, works.

In the meantime I got syringe filters in today's mail...I could go play with my rosin some more and see if I can remove some fats. I'm not real confident about that process either ;)
I’ll be interested to hear/read how the filters work.

Fractional distillation is part art and part science. This diagram shows temp and composition of a notional two-component liquid. The lens-shaped space is the region between boiling point (upper line) and condensation point for two-component vapor. Each stairstep represents one theoretical plate. Different columns run at varying boilup rates and reflux ratios (how much is taken off above the column divided by how much is returned down the column) will have varying lengths of a theoretical plate. I’m guessing your Vigreux has between two and four t. p.

Insulating the column and adding a still head with a stopcock to have control over reflux ratio will give you sharper cuts in terms of b. p. and thus purity of your fractions.

The diagram.

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A still head similar to the one I use. The needle valve controls reflux ratio.

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manfredo

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I think I will try the simple distillation first. Don't forget I am a total newb at this...I've probably read enough to be a 1st year chem student at this point though.

Is there some material I could practice with, with ethanol?? A substitute for cannabis to do a practice run with? I'd be especially interested in doing a "practice run" in the water distiller!!

I have a bio chem grad student moving into my rental in June, from Israel :idea: He was referred to me by another stoner student tenant :hump::lol:
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I think I will try the simple distillation first. Don't forget I am a total newb at this...I've probably read enough to be a 1st year chem student at this point though.

Is there some material I could practice with, with ethanol?? A substitute for cannabis to do a practice run with? I'd be especially interested in doing a "practice run" in the water distiller!!

I have a bio chem grad student moving into my rental in June, from Israel :idea: He was referred to me by another stoner student tenant :hump::lol:
Vodka recommends itself, simple ethanol/water system. Or jug wine -> brandy
 

tyler.durden

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I've been watching the first season of Masterchef. In this one challenge the competitors all had to kill a crab to make a dish. There is this Hindu lady in the competition, whose faith taught her that everything has a soul and commands her not to kill anything (though somehow it is okay to use meat someone else killed, mysterious ways and all that jazz). She was having a crisis of conscience and crying and breaking down, but after a few words from Gordon Ramsey, she walked right over to her station and murdered that crab. I think Ramsey may be the second coming or some other deity. A few words and this pious woman threw out all or her indoctrination in order to compete. Welcome to America! You'll fit in just fine...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I've been watching the first season of Masterchef. In this one challenge the competitors all had to kill a crab to make a dish. There is this Hindu lady in the competition, whose faith taught her that everything has a soul and commands her not to kill anything (though somehow it is okay to use meat someone else killed, mysterious ways and all that jazz). She was having a crisis of conscience and crying and breaking down, but after a few words from Gordon Ramsey, she walked right over to her station and murdered that crab. I think Ramsey may be the second coming or some other deity. A few words and this pious woman threw out all or her indoctrination in order to compete. Welcome to America! You'll fit in just fine...
Gordon could have scored epic points by quoting from the scripture of the International Society for Crustacea Consciousness.
It’s all right there in Stabacrab-Gita.

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Singlemalt

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I think I will try the simple distillation first. Don't forget I am a total newb at this...I've probably read enough to be a 1st year chem student at this point though.

Is there some material I could practice with, with ethanol?? A substitute for cannabis to do a practice run with? I'd be especially interested in doing a "practice run" in the water distiller!!

I have a bio chem grad student moving into my rental in June, from Israel :idea: He was referred to me by another stoner student tenant :hump::lol:
water and ethanol is a centuries old classic
 
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