Random Jibber Jabber Thread
- Thread starter Trolling
- Start date
Now THAT is a propitious start to a New Year! WTG! WootI hope everybody had a fun New Year!
I was out in the barn helping a gilt deliver piglets all night.
7 more babies on the farm.
420God
Well-Known Member
8 piglets! She had another while I was sleeping and it managed to survive.
neosapien
Well-Known Member
Had a pretty damn good New Years. Went to my best friends house with the fam. Good people, good looking women, good herb, and kids having good clean fun. Unexpectedly an old friend from high school who I had fucked several times showed up. I got alitte nervous because I thought for sure she was going to get all drunk and to my wife blurt out something like, "Your husband has a big cock". Because the last time I saw her was at a bar several years ago and she got all drunk and kept telling her husband that! 
But she didn't and I lived another year. Hope you guys all had a good New Years.
But she didn't and I lived another year. Hope you guys all had a good New Years.
dangledo
Well-Known Member
neosapien
Well-Known Member
Thanks man!Farm terminology for the ignorant.
Gilt = female pig that never had piglets
Sow = female pig that has had piglets
Boar = Uncut male pig
Feeders = Cut male pigs
Steer = Cut male cow
Heifer = Cow before calf
I guess when I called that woman a fat sow, I was incorrect as she's never actually had any piglets!
srh88
Well-Known Member
i didnt get done til 2am lol, what a night. so much fun... did great on tips and had fun with all my drunk customers
glad you enjoyed yourself i got done at about 1 :30 no tips though i work in the back
srh88
Well-Known Member
lets team up sunni lol. you chef ill serve, we'll bank lol.. but really, tips should of been better but we had too many reservations and a crazy wait. so we had to keep tables open for reservations.. easier on the kitchen but if all the tables stayed sat we would of made so much money. we had a 3 hour wait almost for inside and outside
mysunnyboy
Well-Known Member
damn...i wouldn't wait 3 hrs at any restaurant
srh88
Well-Known Member
i think you know where what town i live in.. fireworks were being set off right near where i work. so we did amazing.. same with everywhere else on the road. even the hotdog dude looked like he was pulling in some cash loldamn...i wouldn't wait 3 hrs at any restaurant
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
man thought the thumbnails were a BBQ.. was thinking thats kinda f'd up..Pics of the new litter.
futant
Well-Known Member
Just got sent a great joke from an old friend:
A man in the North woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the yellow pages and sure enough there was an add for "Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and was told someone would be right over.
When the bear remover arrived and got out of his van he had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and an old scarred up pitbull.
"What are you gonna do?" the homeowner asked
"I'm gonna put this ladder up against the house, then I'm gonna climb up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof the pitbull is trained to bite his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to pack him in the cage in the back of the van." He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" The homeowner asked.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
A man in the North woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the yellow pages and sure enough there was an add for "Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and was told someone would be right over.
When the bear remover arrived and got out of his van he had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and an old scarred up pitbull.
"What are you gonna do?" the homeowner asked
"I'm gonna put this ladder up against the house, then I'm gonna climb up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof the pitbull is trained to bite his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to pack him in the cage in the back of the van." He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" The homeowner asked.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
some people 
couldnt be bothered anymore.
just went for dinner was super awesome i asked if they would make my fav dish they took offthe menu cause i loved it so much they did happily. they also gave me a gift card too
i think it was cause they were "sorry" they took off my fav dish wouldnt stop me from going there fucking love their food
couldnt be bothered anymore. just went for dinner was super awesome i asked if they would make my fav dish they took offthe menu cause i loved it so much they did happily. they also gave me a gift card too
i think it was cause they were "sorry" they took off my fav dish wouldnt stop me from going there fucking love their food