Squirrel

Squirrel!

  • ~strains at leash~

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • You're nuts

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • Rat in a fur coat

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • Torpedo of cuteness

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • Total voters
    18
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
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When my son was 5, he was really worried about a young squirrel that lived in their tree. He liked to feed and talk to it, but apparently it was ill and wasn't eating or moving much. When I went to pick up my boy from his mom's place, he was standing in the driveway over the dead squirrel. He was forlorn, but taking it like a little man. Their neighbor, a nice, milfy lady, came out to console him. She said, 'don't worry, honey, the squirrel is in heaven now.' My boy replied, 'I don't think there's a heaven, and I really don't think squirrels go there.' She said, 'Well, where do you think the squirrel is now?' He pointed at the squirrel and replied, 'Right there...'
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
tyler.durden said:
Repost -

When my son was 5, he was really worried about a young squirrel that lived in their tree. He liked to feed and talk to it, but apparently it was ill and wasn't eating or moving much. When I went to pick up my boy from his mom's place, he was standing in the driveway over the dead squirrel. He was forlorn, but taking it like a little man. Their neighbor, a nice, milfy lady, came out to console him. She said, 'don't worry, honey, the squirrel is in heaven now.' My boy replied, 'I don't think there's a heaven, and I really don't think squirrels go there.' She said, 'Well, where do you think the squirrel is now?' He pointed at the squirrel and replied, 'Right there...'
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