The Mailman Made Fun Of Me Yesterday.

purplehazin said:

Hahhaha riding a bike while baked is the best...

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this reminds me of when i was in amsterdam.. i went and rented a bike cuz everyone else had one, i wanted to fit in, lol...

anyhoo's, i was cruising all around and then turned down this one street... all of a sudden this cop comes running over to me and asked me what i was doing?? i gave him the dumbest stoner look i could muster up.. he then asked me for my drivers liscence, which i didn't have as i had to leave it at the bike rental place along with my passport... i told mr popo this, and he explained that you can not ride a bike through what i guess was a shopping district.. he said do you see anyone else riding a bike here? when i looked around, i noticed that i was indeed the only one riding a bike on the street as everyone else was walking theirs...
i thought to myself.. watch, i'm gonna go to jail in amsterdan, the city where you can smoke all the weed you want, and fuck all the whores you want, just don't ride your bike down the wrong street... i had to laugh at the whole ironicy of the situation..
only i would get arrested in amsterdam for riding a bike.. i didn't get arrested, but the cop was a real dick about the whole thing..

Look at this way Louis.

The guy helped you out. And yeah; he fucked with you just a little bit, but nothing bad really.

If he had wanted to be a turd nugget, he could have directed you to the nearest cop shop.

And if he had really wanted to be a penis, he would have directed you to the nearest public school, then called the coppers saying a dealer meeting your description was hanging around that school.

You provided him with a funny story to tell around the water cooler. No harm done.

I applaud you for riding a bike in that condition and not driving.

LOL, funny story..

Johnnyorganic said:

Look at this way Louis.

The guy helped you out. And yeah; he fucked with you just a little bit, but nothing bad really.

If he had wanted to be a turd nugget, he could have directed you to the nearest cop shop.

And if he had really wanted to be a penis, he would have directed you to the nearest public school, then called the coppers saying a dealer meeting your description was hanging around that school.

You provided him with a funny story to tell around the water cooler. No harm done.

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Gave me a story to tell too. At first I thought he thought i was retarded, took me a minute to realize he was patronizing me. Lol

Also, I should note I was up for 35 hours before this point. I worked a 13 hour shift that night and hadn't been to bed yet.

Next time you're gonna get stoned and venture into public, make a map and put in your pocket....then just hopw you can decipher when needed....

Louis541 said:

Gave me a story to tell too. At first I thought he thought i was retarded, took me a minute to realize he was patronizing me. Lol

Also, I should note I was up for 35 hours before this point. I worked a 13 hour shift that night and hadn't been to bed yet.

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Neither rain, nor sleet, nor dark of night will keep me from fucking with this stoner.

Just think without those directions you might still be riding around in circles today and we would have to wait to hear the story tomorrow.

newatit2010 said:

Just think without those directions you might still be riding around in circles today and we would have to wait to hear the story tomorrow.

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My story probably would of been alot better then. 'So here I am, riding through the gay side of town at midnight.....'

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