The weirdest shit happened last night...lol..

Kodank Moment said:

I'll gladly fuck the shit out of you if you would love to call my sexual prowess out more. I'll make you cum like a good girl.

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xKuroiTaimax said:

Me..sexism? I don't think I've said something unwarranted by basing my opinion on either statistical fact, experience in my personal life, the life of others or their testimony on this site; have you SEEN some of the vile shit guys here have written? Like you shouldn't talk about DIRT that way, let alone another human being? I don't even like humans that much..

Eh anyway.. Kodank, you want to have manlove with my boyfriend?!? Err, if he likes it, can I watch... (well, guys like lesbians...Same sort of thing..)

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Kodank Moment said:

So I had this girl come over whom I hadn't met and had only been talking to. She drove an hour and was gonna stay the night.Everything went well. Gave her the best sex she'll ever have. She could barely stand up.Anyway we chill for a minute then she gets up to smoke and get dressed and knocked her phone off the bed and I was like woah calm down a little bit, stop throwin things with a smile on my face just joking. She took me seriously. She grabbed her purse to get her cigarettes and put her boots with heels that had mud on then on my bed, she picked em up to put em on.That did irritate me. I was like come on don't put your muddy boots on my shit seriously? She didn't say anything. She gathered the rest of her shit, went to her car and left at like 12:30 am to drive an hour home. Because I made a joke that she took wrong and didn't understand why I was upset that her muddy boots were on my bed.Wtf. Lol it was random. It all happened in literally 45 seconds. Good riddance. Never happened before and creeped me out.

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tip top toker said:

So a man is normal if he sleeps with women and bails, and a girl is crazy if she sleeps with a man and bails. Right.

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Kodank Moment said:

So I had this girl come over whom I hadn't met and had only been talking to. She drove an hour and was gonna stay the night.


Everything went well. Gave her the best sex she'll ever have. She could barely stand up.

Anyway we chill for a minute then she gets up to smoke and get dressed and knocked her phone off the bed and I was like woah calm down a little bit, stop throwin things with a smile on my face just joking. She took me seriously. She grabbed her purse to get her cigarettes and put her boots with heels that had mud on then on my bed, she picked em up to put em on.

That did irritate me. I was like come on don't put your muddy boots on my shit seriously? She didn't say anything. She gathered the rest of her shit, went to her car and left at like 12:30 am to drive an hour home. Because I made a joke that she took wrong and didn't understand why I was upset that her muddy boots were on my bed.

Wtf. Lol it was random. It all happened in literally 45 seconds. Good riddance. Never happened before and creeped me out.

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Granny weed said:

Well I had to laugh when I read this, woman do like and need sex to you know and it's not just the guys that can have sex with them and leave, us woman just want the sex part and nothing else sometimes. The thing is men as well as woman can be hard work perhaps she just couldn't be asked to put the work in after she got what she wanted. I used to make my husband work for is rewards when we first started goin out, we were both still living with our parents and the only place we ever had sex was in the back seat of his ford Capri. So after a night out he would say do you want to go down the lane ( that's where we used to park up) and I'd say well I'm a bit hungry so we would stop at the takeaway and he would buy me chicken and chips, we would then park up down the lane and he would patiently sit and wait for me to eat my food before he got what he was so eagerly waiting for.We sit and laugh about it now.

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PeyoteReligion said:

Sounds like the sex you gave her wasn't nearly as good as you thought it was for her...sorry dude.

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HeartlandHank said:

You made him wait until after you ate your chicken?? That's a tough act to follow..

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