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Winter Woman

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A Scotsman walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.



He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.



The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'


'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'


The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch...


''What's so special about it?'
The Scotsman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'


The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'


Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'


The woman giggles and replies


'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'


The Scotsman smiles, taps his watch and says, ' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'















 

Dunbar Santiago

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i visited a pig farm in ill. they had one beautiful hog alone in a pen it was missing some ribs a hind leg and part of a shoulder , i asked about the hog , the farmer told me it had saved two neighbor kids from a burning house , and rescued his own daughter from drowning in the pond out back , i asked if the hog got the injuries in the fire , the farmer tells me no... you don't eat a hog that special all at once

[video=youtube;Q0ayoJqP7vA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ayoJqP7vA[/video]
 
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