Most vegans are also libertards too. Eating properly takes a lot of research. If you don't want to do that, be a dumb ass and eat meat. Be sure to be up to date on all your vaccinations too. I'll do it my way.
When I take a shit, all I do is squat and it comes out like I'm taking a piss. It looks sort of like gorilla poop. I don't even have to wipe, but I do anyway with a little bit of soap and water on the toilet paper. But there's rarely anything I can see with my eyes on the paper, nor on my ass.
My blood tests always come back as within the perfect range for every nutrient. The doctors are always, "are you sure you're vegan?" Every time they make me pay extra for special tests no one else gets, and they come back in the perfect range too.
Everything I eat is raw that can be eaten raw: raw honey, raw vegetables, raw soaked for at least 12 hours oat groats and raw fruit. The only non-raw food I cook are: dried beans, rice and Ezekiel bread.
Do I have to post what world class vegan weight lifters look like?