Looking for work, here's my resume.

[iamnobody]

Would you hire me? I know I sure as hell would.

 

[mr sunshine]

How do you feel about giving toe curling blow jobs for minimum wage?

 

[Commander Strax]

it is an obvious fake....Hubble is a telescope, not a space station

 

[nontheist]

You shouldn't include a middle name in your resume unless you go by that name. Mr. Am

 

[sold777]

Nowadays alot of people have been pokemon masters for 10 years plus, tweek it and im sure you'll get a good job.

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Seemingly qualified to execute various tasks within a large corporate atmosphere. I am most certain there is a niche for you somewhere

The future awaits.

Your office is located just down the street at the corner of Know Your Row Blvd. and Jabroni Ave.

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[iamnobody]

it is an obvious fake....Hubble is a telescope, not a space station

In the future they build a station designed to work on the Hubble telescope full time.

I would have added timelord to the resume' but I don't think that people would have taken me serious then.

 

[AlecTheGardener]

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Would you hire me? I know I sure as hell would.

Please present you credentials, if you can do this I have a very touchy Pikachu that needs capturing.

http://time.com/2886700/google-pokemon/

 

[abe supercro]

Lunar ponies and unicorns may exist but I'm unfamiliar with your 'moon horses'.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I wouldn't hire you.

 

[iamnobody]

Lunar ponies and unicorns may exist but I'm unfamiliar with your 'moon horses'.

Well they're found on the moon's of Gargon 7. They're pretty much like earth horses only instead of grass they eat dust and have 6 legs.

 

[abe supercro]

it is the year of the gargon..where the gargoyles eat cr.ass 24/7

And maybe that all haps at your employ 'sky-rim, whiterun' Well thanks for interviewin'...
we'll give you a call-back!

 

[iamnobody]

All kidding aside, I actually got an interview tomorrow at 8am. Wish me luck.

 

[ErieR33FER]

Good luck bro I just got a job first day was today

 

[puffdatchronic]

And why have you decided to move career away from pokemon? What transferable skills do you feel you can bring from the field of pokemon?

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

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Would you hire me? I know I sure as hell would.

how would you rate your skate-boarding skills?

 

[Commander Strax]

is this you under your skin suit?

 

[iamnobody]

And why have you decided to move career away from pokemon? What transferable skills do you feel you can bring from the field of pokemon?

I like to keep challenged and after defeating the elite 4, there's really no room to progress.

As far as transferable skills, if you can train a Charizard to obey your commands, then you can pretty much train and manage any crew of employees.

how would you rate your skate-boarding skills?

Sadly not as well developed as I would like. Sure I can combo a kickflip mctwist, into a bluntslide with a heel flip exit, but there's still room for improvement.







Okay 1 interview down. It went rather well I think. Have to head down town in a few hours for another one. Figure while I'm down there, if they don't offer me the job right away, then I'll wander around and fill out some more applications.

 

[doublejj]

What's a pokeman?

 

[mr sunshine]

What's a pokeman!

They are cute assassins!