Should women be required to...
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Yessica...
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Yessica...
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terribly funny....hahaha
DonAlejandroVega
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what a mess they are. and the candy ones even messier!
Yessica...
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The candy ones lead to yeast infections. Sugar + vagina = baaaaaaaad.
DonAlejandroVega
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vagina IS sugar.......it needs none added
DonAlejandroVega
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to be played at maximum volume
Yessica...
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vagina IS sugar.......it needs none added
I guess that depends what vagina. I have heard unpleasant things, although I lack the first hand knowledge.
DonAlejandroVega
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DonAlejandroVega
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you can pick your type of vagina from complexion, body odor, shape. we don't go in blind. our senses set up a forward observation post. I ask to smell their arm-pit
Yessica...
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very good vagina luck here; all keepers, with a nice array of trophy fish
"Trophy fish"? Is that some kind of STD that keeps on giving? I have never heard this term. Maybe I'm just old....hahaha
DonAlejandroVega
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its Boy Blather; an angling joke. a comparison of angling, and vagina-seeking. my Y chromosome is strong, and runneth over.
Yessica...
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Oh dear gawd - if in my sexual past someone asked to smell my armpit before every sexual encounter - I might be a 32-year-old virgin.
I used to be a tree-planter, no one smells good there...
I used to be a tree-planter, no one smells good there...
DonAlejandroVega
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I'm sexist, and imagine that everyone can identify with some salt-water fishing with the lads. I can't decide whether I wish to change that about me. I'm still collating data
Yessica...
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Oh, I love fishing. I just never collected penis's (or peni) in a trophy-type manner.
If I did, they might be in a box hidden in my basement, and the bodies are out back feeding my pigs....
muah hah hah haaaaaaaaa
Betches be cray - be careful out there!
If I did, they might be in a box hidden in my basement, and the bodies are out back feeding my pigs....
muah hah hah haaaaaaaaa
Betches be cray - be careful out there!
DonAlejandroVega
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not if I asked. I'm quite charming in person. I have bedded several women after they have gigglingly allowed me to smell their arm-pit, see their toes, or the like. heck, I married one of them.
I'm talking about in a cafe, not out in the coal fields. I don't ask the female construction worker if I can smell hers, on the job-site, 10 minutes before quittin' time.........lol.
DonAlejandroVega
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"I just never collected penis's (or peni) in a trophy-type manner......."
*crosses arms and stares*
look me in the screen and say that.
*crosses arms and stares*
look me in the screen and say that.
DonAlejandroVega
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not even in the deepest recesses of your mind? or, in photo format, hidden in your little secret lurid spot?
Yessica...
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bahahahahahahaha - you caught me!
It was a phase, I was in my early 20's. And they just looked so pretty on the wall...
I only took the penis of men that use roofies. I think it's a fair trade.
It was a phase, I was in my early 20's. And they just looked so pretty on the wall...
I only took the penis of men that use roofies. I think it's a fair trade.
Yessica...
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I am the super hero "Zombieacockalype"...fear me if you prey on women. Smoke weed with me if you don't.
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