Smokebomb420
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Lmao I'm not a biggot nor am I sexist but I like a women's sweat more then anything else cooking by the stove unless it's mine
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skunkd0c
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its actually quite useful i find, if you annoy women the right way they want to fuck you hard so they can hurt your cock
but you have to let them think it was all their idea lol
Hookabelly
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I think, in all honesty, women are no longer marketable or interesting after age 40. (according to our culture) Which supports the idea that women are judged solely on looks. Just a sad fact in America. That's why when the eggs dry up, we start getting interested in politics. LOL
Until you're there: (at 40) then realize you still feel vital, fun and are wiser enough now not to give a fuck. You can either lament that you missed out on the best years by caring too much what men and other dumb assed people thought, or you can make the most of what life you've got left and cease to care about what others think.
When I was younger I was always told I was an "old soul" and "intense" so I couldn't relate to my age group then, and I was always a different drummer sorta gal. and now, I STILL can't relate to my age group because my peers ARE a bunch of dried up women who have quit caring about adventure, life, sex, and are content to just be a cliche. Sorry, but I'll never be interested in:
scrapbooking
hot yoga
the View (gag)
Oprah/Ellen
heavy politics
botox parties
(or the worst of the white bread trends
Passion parties. Wouldn't be caught DEAD in mom jeans or capris
*Yessica, can I have a slice of that cheesecake?
Smokebomb420
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I'm not into senseless rambling you know where it gets me? Buying tampons for her lmao
Hookabelly
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I was gonna saySD, WTF??? My garden rocks! I think women are more in tune with nature overall than men are. We are the gatherers after all, you all are the hunters
Hookabelly
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This is how my husband got me LOL No joke. Only I knew it was his idea all along
*still works to this day
Smokebomb420
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Thing with life for me is that if your not always Doing something it's just casual conversation. I'd rather go hiking or do something.
Phone calls lead to phone sex and that's good and all but if she isn't independent and used to being really upbeat and down to go on missions she ends up just putting weight on my conscience
sex is only good until you feel better rubbing one off to get it out of the way then doing something with hassle.
Also when the homies are there it gets into a whole other thing, it's hard to be out everyday then balance a girlfriend into the situation.
And fuck meeting the parents that's some weird ass shit. I could go the rest of my life without meeting any girls parents.
Phone calls lead to phone sex and that's good and all but if she isn't independent and used to being really upbeat and down to go on missions she ends up just putting weight on my conscience
sex is only good until you feel better rubbing one off to get it out of the way then doing something with hassle.Also when the homies are there it gets into a whole other thing, it's hard to be out everyday then balance a girlfriend into the situation.
And fuck meeting the parents that's some weird ass shit. I could go the rest of my life without meeting any girls parents.
skunkd0c
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i am pleased for you, i have helped a fair few ladies over the years with their lady gardens
so i am aware that some do struggle
the guys that i have helped seem to pick things up faster and have more confidence or faith in their plants
of course there are exceptions
i would welcome more lady growers here at riu we do not have enough
although i think we have lots of lady lurkers that might be a little shy about showing their gardens
Hookabelly
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I mean, after all, isn't this thread about Lady Gardens in the first place?
Smokebomb420
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No. It's about termination of all lady gardens.
It spreads like mites.
It spreads like mites.
Smokebomb420
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Check out my veggys
Just fucked it all up after putting the screens on it this is the before pic
Just fucked it all up after putting the screens on it this is the before pic
bu$hleaguer
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True and sad, but one of the best comments on this thread. Hail, hail, hooka!
skunkd0c
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yup
but which one of your gardens requires the most attention ?
Smokebomb420
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I salute the healthy life styles
Yessica...
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I was JUST thinking the Same thing!!!!! Let's have a sleep-over, and then a pillow fight with pre-ripped pillows.....aaaaaaand - TICKLE FIGHT!!!
In other news....this:
Yessica...
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SURE!
The last stage of this "white chocolate raspberry cheesecake" - bukkake!!!!!!
Hookabelly
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But I'm not gonna roll over and die. Fuck our cultural restraints
SHH
bu$hleaguer
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As long as we don't have another gigantic post with scientific blather about smells, diseases, colors and other gross ass super personal bullshit between some chick's thighs go ahead and post all you want. I plan on banging the shit outta my old lady when she gets home in a few hours, and that will include tongue punching her ass and eating three full meals out of her somewhat bearded clam. Please don't ruin it for me.
Yessica...
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Oh fuck - you just said the magic words. "Don't do that". hahahaha
It's like a challenge. I'm just going to have to sit on my hands after this...
(cue someone saying something about masterbating)
Hookabelly
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Why would anybody ranting about unshaved armpits, legs or chin hairs ruin it for you? You were the one ranting about giant beef curtains, and the carnage of a train wrecked vag. Looks like you already have plenty of those images in your brain at the ready.
You sound like you are young...