ask me a question

[Commander Strax]

I found a thing on the internet and it knows everything. If you want to know something I can find an answer for you.


Go ahead and ask, I can look it up.


You may be familiar with the question answering site....it is something called Google

 

[Singlemalt]

Why is there air?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Why is there air?

That one's easy, just ask Bill Cosby.

What color underwear do I have on ?

 

[Commander Strax]

Why is there air?

The air as we know it was formed when plants began cracking carbon dioxide and producing oxygen. Before that, the atmosphere which had evaporated from the molten rock earth was after the collision with what became the moon contained mainly carbon dioxide and nitrogen.

Air is a mixture of gases which are too light to form liquids or solids at surface temperature and too heavy to escape earth's gravity. Main components are nitrogen (78%), oxygen (20%) and argon (1%). The rest are a range of other molecules as well as some solids or liquids suspended in small particles.

 

[Singlemalt]

You don't have any on. Ok why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

 

[spek9]

Tesla or Edison?

-spek

 

[Commander Strax]

That one's easy, just ask Bill Cosby.

What color underwear do I have on ?

according to Bob and Doug your underwear are long.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Im going home from the beach. What Colour is my bikini?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

according to Bob and Doug your underwear are long.

You would be correct if the snow was already flying.

 

[Commander Strax]

You don't have any on. Ok why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

you are not the only one

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Im going home from the beach. What Colour is my bikini?

I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

 

[Commander Strax]

Tesla or Edison?

-spek

that is an easy one

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

I shouldn't have used a capital 'C' but I'm always on my iPhone.

Do you like how we spell grey?

 

[spek9]

that is an easy one

LOL nice comeback

 

[Commander Strax]

Im going home from the beach. What Colour is my bikini?

looks purple

 

[spek9]

I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

Hey, it's a Canadian thing too... you know that, eh?

Colour, favour, labour etc.

-spek

 

[lahadaextranjera]

looks purple

Lol! You stalker! Where'd ya find that?

Anyway, it was a trick question because I'm wearing black one which isn't really a colour!

 

[Commander Strax]

I love the way Europeans spell Colour.

Color is too image invoking a word for < that bland spelling.

there seems to be a plethora of letters in Canada and Europe

they do seem to be charging you an extra .1% for that extra "e"

 

[Commander Strax]

Lol! You stalker! Where'd ya find that?

Anyway, it was a trick question because I'm wearing black one which isn't really a colour!

I found that on the web site I was telling you about...it is called Google

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I found that on the web site I was telling you about...it is called Google

Yeah, google images.