Stupid f*****g neighbours!!
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lahadaextranjera
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I just asked my bf if he'd like it if I did stunts like this? He said no.
CBR or R6? I'm deciding...
CBR or R6? I'm deciding...
Sp33dymonk3y
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R6 all the way(;
Sp33dymonk3y
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Plus R6 has better acceleration,top speed, comftrrability. But I would go to the dealer ship and sit on them both and see which one YOU like first lol. Everyone is different!
Yessica...
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You could always hire a professional. The NCA (Ninja Cat Association) have been preforming tasks such as this since the beginning of time...
You can totally catch more bees with honey than you do with FIRE...
BUT - if they turn out to be assholes that don't listen, call the NCA...
reasonevangelist
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lol that flashing gif...
and: OOOOH! Idea: make a catnip slurry and cover the male plant with it (perhaps using the squirt gun). Then, it will be "completely obvious" that A Cat was the culprit. False flag attack FTW!
lahadaextranjera
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Lol! Or I can deploy my baby pitbull!
Yessica...
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He may need to go to the NCA training camp. They're born into the guild...they can teach him the ways...
Oh wait - animals get away with everything! Yeah just get your Dawg to EAT the MALE!
lahadaextranjera
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True, I haven't rode a R6 but I've had a love affair with Honda since I was 16 on my MT50!!
KLITE
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ahhahha top! my idea won! Theres these crazy new toys my neighbours have from the chinese like a huge seryngie thall will probably do the trick lol keep us posted and do it at night obviously! You ought to make a little video and post on riu show how its done, Biological warfare spanish style
Diabolical666
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Id just go pour some gasoline on it in the middle of the nite. No smell, and no trail from the squirt gun
youngbuzz101
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Sling shot and dog shit... Lol just wanted to jump in the rediculous solutions.
What I would do is wait until three in the morning. Jump the backyard fence and get it done.
Put on Santa clause suit dyed green, some sunglasses and a santa cap in case they come out. Put a garbage bag over the male first, to contain pollen. Then cut the base of the plant flip it over. Tie the bag close then tie a half quarter baggy to the remaining stem on the ground and peace back over the fence kinda like a ganja Santa clause got them cookies and left a present
What I would do is wait until three in the morning. Jump the backyard fence and get it done.
Put on Santa clause suit dyed green, some sunglasses and a santa cap in case they come out. Put a garbage bag over the male first, to contain pollen. Then cut the base of the plant flip it over. Tie the bag close then tie a half quarter baggy to the remaining stem on the ground and peace back over the fence kinda like a ganja Santa clause got them cookies and left a present
youngbuzz101
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Gas would work but would kill more than just the plant. If that gasoline were to go into the soil depending on the circumstances you could end up with dead zones in their garden that's not cool cause they wouldn't know and could be a perpetual problem. Plus you don't poison another mans land that's less forgivable than just cutting it down.Id just go pour some gasoline on it in the middle of the nite. No smell, and no trail from the squirt gun
on a serious note. That individual as annoyingly inconvenient it is for you has every right to keep a male in his back yard fuck he could keep a hundred it is his yard. That's like saying your neighbor who's against weed is annoyed by the smell in your yard so makes it there business to trespass and cut down your shit.
As sucky as it is he could have a purpose for his male. He could be crossing genetics making seeds for him self or could just want to harvest the plant itself there is more to cannabis than is psycho active quantities. Sorry to shit on your cheerios. You got to remember when you grow outdoors there are things that are just out of your control if I were you I would move my shit inside if I was that concerned or rig up a greenhouse like thing using clear garbage bags and bamboo .
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Diabolical666
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meh...we used to write "fuck cops" with gasoline on the local cops lawn when we were teens. Green next year, no signs of fuck cops
youngbuzz101
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Or you could just scare em into removing it. Go to the local police station and get a business card from the reception desk or what ever and then, put it on his door. He will think the police have been by and get rid of his shit. On the back of the card make up some shit like we have had a disturbance call in regards to smell please call constible make up a nameband sign it lol.
Growan
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Ask yourself: 'What would the Crays have done?'.....
No in all seriousness, go round and say that some of the other neighbours are really pissed off that their crops are going to get ruined, but you talked them out of doing anything drastic. For now. Suggest that maybe the best thing would be to get it gone before they all go mediaeval on his ass.
If he blows you off, go tell all the neighbours he said they could suck his balls. Then everybody's pissed at him, everyone's a suspect and you can apply paraquat, glysophate, agent orange etc without it being traced directly to you.
No in all seriousness, go round and say that some of the other neighbours are really pissed off that their crops are going to get ruined, but you talked them out of doing anything drastic. For now. Suggest that maybe the best thing would be to get it gone before they all go mediaeval on his ass.
If he blows you off, go tell all the neighbours he said they could suck his balls. Then everybody's pissed at him, everyone's a suspect and you can apply paraquat, glysophate, agent orange etc without it being traced directly to you.
reasonevangelist
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Mmm... not quite. It's more similar to a perpetual noise violation, IMO. Smell of cannabis wafting around is one thing; that doesn't cause any actual problems. Pollen drifting around causes actual problems for other people, regardless of the plants only being "in his yard." The impacts of his actions are traveling beyond his yard, which makes it a problem. It would be similar if he was harvesting smoke detectors for radioactive materials, and building a DIY reactor (like that one guy who irradiated his entire neighborhood as an adolescent, and then got caught doing the same thing again years later as an adult!). If what you're doing in your own area, is affecting people not in your own area, then your actions are not actually confined to your own area. Wafting aroma is merely a preference issue. Drifting pollen doesn't just go away when the wind blows; it stays in your plants, and diminishes the quality of their fruits. Wafting aroma doesn't diminish the quality of anyone's fruits, or the fruits of their labors.
But i agree, i don't think we should condone potentially long-term detrimental actions... at least not as a first resort (lol). And i think the best option is to attempt diplomacy first; walk over there, ring the bell, start a friendly conversation, and try to assess the situation, and then go from there. If the dude wants to be a problem, there are alternative solutions available...
Okallright
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simple but not human like ,,,,salt all his garden so he cant grow anything, if he's not capable of looking after plants, hes not worthy,, life to short to a nice citizen sometimes,, you got a simple decision
your plants
or his
simple???
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Okallright
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Or ?
you could shoot him ?
you could shoot him ?