Jason Mclean
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Just gone with my harvest, now during and curing. Wanna impress a chick, which one do I hut her up with?
Best strain?
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_MrBelvedere_
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Berry Diesel is loud artificial smelling booberry funk, it is the best smelling blue there is. She will dig it and you will get laid 100% fore sure. 
Jason Mclean
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Alright! thats what I wanna hear! Keep'me coming guys!Berry Diesel is loud artificial smelling booberry funk, it is the best smelling blue there is. She will dig it and you will get laid 100% fore sure.
BadInfluence
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There are girls one can impress with cannabis? Where is this wonderland of yours? Here in ye olde England you need money for such a task!
_MrBelvedere_
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Purple Jolly Rancher
Jolly Rancher OG
both these elite cuts are verified panty droppers...
Jolly Rancher OG
both these elite cuts are verified panty droppers...
King Arthur
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I have to go with critical haze, you want to bring your biggest sword to the first date.
Jason Mclean
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You can impress a chick when you live in an area that provides nothing but low quality stuff, and very limited selection.
And yeah, I frequently visit England, girls are no picnic over there compared to the US, why is that?
Jason Mclean
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Hmm... Please explain
Jason Mclean
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I will definitely keep that in mind!
King Arthur
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Do you really need me to explain why women like girth?
I will let my friend Stacey clue you in.
Jason Mclean
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My junk has a mind of it's own, I don't think weed is gonna make much of a difference, but hey! Haven't tried the Haze yet so I'll definitely keep you posted!Do you really need me to explain why women like girth?
I will let my friend Stacey clue you in.
see4
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BBD / BlueBerry Diesel is definitely a great smoke. But not sure how pot impresses as girl. If you really want to impress the bitch, get an 8 ball of coke. And about 10 lines into the night, as her to do a line off your dick.
And besides, BlueBerry Diesel acronym, BBD, spells out the shape of a penis. So if you crossed it with 3 IBL BB, you'd have BBBBBBBBD - which makes for a larger penis.
So the obvious choice here is BBD.
I'm high.
And besides, BlueBerry Diesel acronym, BBD, spells out the shape of a penis. So if you crossed it with 3 IBL BB, you'd have BBBBBBBBD - which makes for a larger penis.
So the obvious choice here is BBD.
I'm high.
Jason Mclean
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Yes you are, keep on blazing bro!
kgp
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That's not Stacey, her name is sweet brown! Don't you watch tosh.0? LolDo you really need me to explain why women like girth?
I will let my friend Stacey clue you in.
King Arthur
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Jason Mclean
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Our nickname for Stacey is Sweet Brown
greenghost420
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I THOUGHT BLUEBERRY DEISEL WAS A made up name. i actually have a bagseed i saved from a bag a dank bud named blueberry deisel. i may have to crack it now...
MonkeyGrinder
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I can confirm this works. Batting 3out of 3. One was a strait up lipstick lesbian. You really should consider the sort of female you're snagging if her reason for jumping in the sack with you is primarily your good weed. Your stash will dwindle quickly. And if you're doing things not under the legal umbrella then expect future troubles. I've actually purchased smoke with a female in tow to avoid them finding out I grow. That = no problems. Any that DID find out. It ended up causing issues.
King Arthur
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You should grow something you like and go from there, living life to impress a bitch is going to get you smackin your head against the wall all to many times.