Odds of passing a swab?

[thenotsoesoteric]

So I got a call yesterday at 4:53 p.m. for a job offer. I had just taken a hit of a bowl ten minutes prior to the call and was told to come down a 9 a.m. this morning to take a mouth swab/salvia drug test.

So I quit smoking for the rest of the day and drank a bunch of water, at least 40oz. I also bought some stupid ass mouth rinse shit called "high voltage", I figure shit is a scam but I'm desperate. On top of the high voltage, I also thoroughly brushed my teeth/mouth and rinsed with Listerine several times yesterday and today.

I got to the job site and used the whole bottle of high voltage. The lady giving the swab test said it would take anywhere from 5 to 10 minutes for the salvia to soak the swab but it only took me about 1 minute. That high voltage made my mouth salivate like crazy.

Sorry long post but anyone have experience passing a swab drug test by not smoking for 15 hours and rinsing the mouth out good or anyone successful with high voltage. Not to give too much away but it is a huge box store for home improvement and not home depot. If they would have given me a couple days I would have stopped sooner, Cheers.

 

[Parsley85]

Is it Lowe's? Maybe Ace hardware?

 

[thenotsoesoteric]

Didn't post this as a guess where at, just looking for feedback on the swab test. Cheers.

 

[Parsley85]

Is this a job at Home Depot? You said it's not Home Depot, but that could be an easy way to try and throw people off.

So which is it? Home Depot or Lowe's?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Lowes doesn't give a shit man, it's a fake test. I've seen some of the critters walking around there

 

[Gary Goodson]

Swabs are easy to pass, I smoked the day before and passed. The local headshop had a mouthwash that was cheap and it worked. I don't remember if it was high voltage or not. You're probably good to go, now go fire up in celebration

 

[Diabolical666]

Yep like Gary said...mouthwash or some altoids
Think of it like a breathalizer...

 

[thenotsoesoteric]

Lowes doesn't give a shit man, it's a fake test. I've seen some of the critters walking around there

Naw, not a fake test. I failed one back in 2007 in Illinois for lowes distribution center.
I hope this time it's good like Mr. Gary stated, and yeah I smoked on the way home from the test. Fuck it.

 

[thenotsoesoteric]

Swabs are easy to pass, I smoked the day before and passed. The local headshop had a mouthwash that was cheap and it worked. I don't remember if it was high voltage or not. You're probably good to go, now go fire up in celebration

Oh, and I used to have Shogun as my avatar years back. LEROY! Bruce Leroy. Cheers.

 

[thenotsoesoteric]

So, anyone pass the old swab test with only half day break?

I'm just anxious because I need a stupid job to put down for a rental crib. Can't really put self employed so got to make it look like I give a fuck you know, acted civilized for a few months. Cheers.

 

[BarnBuster]

never took the test but literature seems to say detection from 5 to 48-72 hours. I'd say you're right in the window. Sorry, I wouldn't count on it.

 

[thenotsoesoteric]

never took the test but literature seems to say detection from 5 to 48-72 hours. I'd say you're right in the window. Sorry, I wouldn't count on it.

Why even bother commenting if you have no experience? "ah, cool You doubt it gee thanks, that helped." School today?

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

I wouldn't worry about a mouth swab when you only took one hit. You'll most likely pass mouth swabs detect at the maximum of 24 hours and that's if you smoked like 3 fat ass blunts.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

@BarnBuster where did you get 72 hours from bwa ha ha that's ridiculous Three days are you serious ROTFL.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

@thenotsoesoteric don't worry about @BarnBuster reply he doesn't have experience. I've taken plenty of mouthswab tests if you only took one hit you'll be absolutely fine.

 

[curious2garden]

So, anyone pass the old swab test with only half day break?

I'm just anxious because I need a stupid job to put down for a rental crib. Can't really put self employed so got to make it look like I give a fuck you know, acted civilized for a few months. Cheers.

Why even bother commenting if you have no experience? "ah, cool You doubt it gee thanks, that helped." School today?

It doesn't matter if you pass or fail the swab test. You will definitely fail the attitude test that is given daily in your place of employment.

 

[thenotsoesoteric]

It doesn't matter if you pass or fail the swab test. You will definitely fail the attitude test that is given daily in your place of employment.

This is why I never usually post in this section, too many little minds.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

No offense @BarnBuster I love you. ha Jk

 

[curious2garden]

This is why I never usually post in this section, too many little minds.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

This is why I never usually post in this section, too many little minds.

Well you do have an attitude people can already see how you will treat a customer who argues with you over something that isn't your fault you will end up getting terminated we're just trying to help you out. I hope you learn how to control it cause in a retail you will come across people with worst attitudes than you and you will get mad as fuck and your work life will be miserable. You gotta be a chill person.