Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Cpappa27]

I gets ya...just means me an Pie are more hardcore than you...haha

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Thats hot!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

It has something to do with pumpkins - hope that's not an orifice thing.

I'll tell you a secret. I can fit 3 wieners in my mouth at one time. Yap. 3 of them.

Have you ever met John Holmes?

 

[Pinworm]

It has something to do with pumpkins - hope that's not an orifice thing.


Have you ever met John Holmes?

Lol. You jest! Good old johnny Wadd.

IMO he is 20x better than Ron Jeremy. 2500 films in 10 years. I can't even fathom that amount of fucking. That calculates out to something like 4 solid ejaculations a day for 5 years, straight.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Lol. You jest! Good old johnny Wadd.

IMO he is 20x better than Ron Jeremy. 2500 films in 10 years. I can't even fathom that amount of fucking. That calculates out to something like 4 solid ejaculations a day for 5 years, straight.

Damn, I need a sandwich after hearing that.

 

[shiny walls]

Didn't Holmes do gay porn towards the end?

 

[Pinworm]

Didn't Holmes do gay porn towards the end?

Yap. A few.

 

[shiny walls]

He was just sharing the load

 

[Yessica...]

Yap. A few.

He was just sharing the load

You two should probably make out...

for science

 

[tekdc911]

Didn't Holmes do gay porn towards the end?

odds are he was gay doing straight porn ....... not many people would do a guy on camera that hadnt done it off camera

 

[tekdc911]

You two should probably make out...

for science

wait ..... arent good girls in bed by now ?

 

[shiny walls]

You two should probably make out...

for science

YOU are science.

 

[Yessica...]

wait ..... arent good girls in bed by now ?

LILLIAN...I am DRUNK...

...and it's BEAUTIFUL Lil.

You're sister's a fukin' sasQUACH.

Goonie goo goo? What tha FUCK is GOONIE GOO GOO?

 

[Pinworm]

odds are he was gay doing straight porn ....... not many people would do a guy on camera that hadnt done it off camera

Yep. Johnny Wadd was always gay. He was gay, and did straight porn for cash. No shame in that.

 

[tekdc911]

LILLIAN...I am DRUNK...

...and it's BEAUTIFUL Lil.

You're sister's a fukin' sasQUACH.

Goonie goo goo? What tha FUCK is GOONIE GOO GOO?

Shhh sweety youre showing your age
eddie murphy = straight pimpin

 

[tekdc911]

Yep. Johnny Wadd was always gay. He was gay, and did straight porn for cash. No shame in that.

even a gay guy cant resist vagina ....... i mean come on its a vagina whats not to like

 

[tekdc911]

Shhh sweety youre showing your age
eddie murphy = straight pimpin

now im gonna show my age .... i have delirious on VHS >.<

 

[Yessica...]

Shhh sweety youre showing your age
eddie murphy = straight pimpin

I think my age is out thurrr isn't is?

I always though I had a transparent age...

 

[tekdc911]

I think my age is out thurrr isn't is?

I always though I had a transparent age...

i was just poking fun

 

[tekdc911]

but anywho's im crashing night all

 

[Pinworm]

even a gay guy cant resist vagina ....... i mean come on its a vagina whats not to like

I agree. Sort of. I'm not a fan of vag, but I can understand the affliction. I love everything about women. I know a couple straight people who get paid for fucking other men on camera for money. They are a confusing peoples, but I understand that sort of mentality.