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WisdomFarmer

WisdomFarmer

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I was in NewLook with the mrs today, I saw a smart bird with long dark hair & lovely dress, at a sideways glance I thought I could see her bangers threw the slits in the dress..all exited I walked away from mrs to investigate, as I walked around to front of shop I realised it was a manakin ! Wtf is wrong with me when I get exited over a dummy that I thought was real !
 
zeddd

zeddd

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WisdomFarmer said:
I was in NewLook with the mrs today, I saw a smart bird with long dark hair & lovely dress, at a sideways glance I thought I could see her bangers threw the slits in the dress..all exited I walked away from mrs to investigate, as I walked around to front of shop I realised it was a manakin ! Wtf is wrong with me when I get exited over a dummy that I thought was real ![/QUOT
WisdomFarmer said:
Ps, going back to steal her tonight & drill a couple o holes were her toilet area is supposed to go !
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its there mate just release it
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WisdomFarmer

WisdomFarmer

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Zedd, what's you're mrs like on you not going to work every day ?, does she work ?, the reason I ask is , My mrs works all week , I just farm, lately she realy seems to resent me staying at home , even though I still give her more £ than she brings in every 10 weeks or so. I know it's bad I suppose , she's out grafting all week , whilst I clean the gaff & stir me nutes now & then .i told her to give it up & set up in attik ! Went fucking mental lol. She's fine on her days off & at harvest festival time lol
 
irish4:20

irish4:20

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WisdomFarmer said:
Zedd, what's you're mrs like on you not going to work every day ?, does she work ?, the reason I ask is , My mrs works all week , I just farm, lately she realy seems to resent me staying at home , even though I still give her more £ than she brings in every 10 weeks or so. I know it's bad I suppose , she's out grafting all week , whilst I clean the gaff & stir me nutes now & then .i told her to give it up & set up in attik ! Went fucking mental lol. She's fine on her days off & at harvest festival time lol
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Time ta find a new 1 :) ha jk
 
zeddd

zeddd

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WisdomFarmer said:
Zedd, what's you're mrs like on you not going to work every day ?, does she work ?, the reason I ask is , My mrs works all week , I just farm, lately she realy seems to resent me staying at home , even though I still give her more £ than she brings in every 10 weeks or so. I know it's bad I suppose , she's out grafting all week , whilst I clean the gaff & stir me nutes now & then .i told her to give it up & set up in attik ! Went fucking mental lol. She's fine on her days off & at harvest festival time lol
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i work from home mate I still do that work i trained for, she doesn't give a fuck if i work or not, did fuk all for 2 years and not a pip, as long as the food is in the fridge and the bills are paid alls good, we havnt had a hol for 5 years cos she wernt bothered and wanted to live somewhere cheaper so im not stressed, lol
 
WisdomFarmer

WisdomFarmer

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I couldn't evict her Irish, not after 28 years & 3 kids lol, Cheers Z , I forgot u do a bit from home , good on ya m8, I haven't been away in over 12 years, can't seem to close up, even for a week !
 
zeddd

zeddd

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WisdomFarmer said:
I couldn't evict her Irish, not after 28 years & 3 kids lol, Cheers Z , I forgot u do a bit from home , good on ya m8, I haven't been away in over 12 years, can't seem to close up, even for a week !
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yeah mate ive got a bro in law to water my plants but don't trust him to fart tbh, the mrs knows the score re whats going on in the world so doesn't give me a hard time tbh cos ive binned things cos of it, just get by avoid the homos and all will be well imo
 
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