Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

shiny walls

shiny walls

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Yessica... said:
I missed you! haha

I've been awake for DAYS.

Not really days, but for lots.

How you doing buds? Happy Monday.
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Aww that's no good! Sleeps for the dead anyway..not the living dead tee he he. Shit its so fuckin nice here its hard to glue my ass to the chair...many outdoor plans. Tits are starting to become more and more visible as the mercury rises!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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shiny walls said:
Aww that's no good! Sleeps for the dead anyway..not the living dead tee he he. Shit its so fuckin nice here its hard to glue my ass to the chair...many outdoor plans. Tits are starting to become more and more visible as the mercury rises!
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Damn, summer is a long way off here.

Well, it won't be tits out weather until probably June.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Oh my moth-fuckin Gawd. Have you heard of a website called "The Dirty"?

Holy shit, it's intense. It's like the meanest thing ever, but sooooooooo funny.

You can type in your city, and then the Dirty pulls up all the posts people have made about dirty sloots or cheating husbands or rapers.

I fucking died laughing when I read Thunder Bay! hahaha

I didn't know any of them, but my eyes will be peeled...

http://www.thedirty.com/local/jersey/
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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shiny walls said:
Well..fuck. Warming up here in 'merica. I can't wait to be sweating like a whore in church.
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Its really beautiful up here, granted. But mother fuck, the winter is just loooooooong.

Everytime I go to Mexico or somewhere hot I realize how silly I am for choosing to be cold. There's warmer parts in Canada too.

It's just so People-y down there...
 
shiny walls

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California's been warm all along...buuuut at least in my state I have water. No drought here. I can wash the car 5 times, give myself 4 water enemas and still have enough for my slip and slide.
 
shiny walls

shiny walls

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Yessica... said:
Its really beautiful up here, granted. But mother fuck, the winter is just loooooooong.

Everytime I go to Mexico or somewhere hot I realize how silly I am for choosing to be cold. There's warmer parts in Canada too.

It's just so People-y down there...
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I love Canada..never been that north though. I've thrown up in the falls drunk, and sauger fished in Ontario
 
shiny walls

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Well myself and the doggie are off for a day adventure. I'll poke my head back in this whore house of a thread periodically..enjoy yourself my northern cupcake!
 
Doer

Doer

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Yessica... said:
Nikki's hot.

I have no clue what next door with nikki is though. Porn? If there's cocks in it, I aint interested... haha
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Angela Angel is gay.....so...

Niki? Is that her? I've never seen here do any dongs.

Yessica... said:
hahaha, very doubtful.

I feel like a sketchy weirdo today. I don't know if it's just because I haven't drank in a long time, or my new meds are weird, or if I'm just all excited about a new job prospect.

Whatever it is, I feel like a bag of smashed assholes right now. I'm powering through, but I will not choose to feel this way tomorrow.

EW.
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New meds are weird. And I have some that say. DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Alienwidow said:
I missed you. What did i miss?
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I'm trying to figure out some seed names. It's like a riddle.

Also, trying to psych myself up to drive to the doctor. I have slept 10 hours in 3 days. I feel super weird.

Haven't smoked anything for the last couple hours. When I'm all sleep-deprived, the weeds hit me hard.

We will see what the doc says. Hopefully she can recommend something natural.
 
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