Advice thread.

[mr sunshine]

What's your problem? I'll give you the advice you need.

 

[sno capz]

I think my masturbation is out of hand.... Hahaha get it... Out of hand!

 

[neosapien]

Dear Dr. Sunshine,

I can't decide whether to stick it out at my job or retire my skills and start something new. I need your advice.

Always yours,
Confused in the Northeast

 

[mr sunshine]

I think my masturbation is out of hand.... Hahaha get it... Out of hand!

Yes I agree.

Dear Dr. Sunshine,

I can't decide whether to stick it out at my job or retire my skills and start something new. I need your advice.

Always yours,
Confused in the Northeast

Stick it out while you search for a new beginning.

 

[mr sunshine]

@Uncle Ben I even give grow advice.

 

[mr sunshine]

I'll be back... but before I leave I want to remind all of you beautiful people that there's more to life then bitches and sunshine..

 

[sno capz]

 

[vro]

im all about my fetti

 

[tyler.durden]

I think my masturbation is out of hand...

Yes I agree.

Lol! That was not advice...

 

[BarnBuster]

Dear Dr. Sunshine

a girl i'm dating mentioned dirty sanchez and cleveland steamer. since i'm neither mexican nor was aware of steamboats still operating out of cleveland, i'm confused. thoughts?

 

[sno capz]

Cleveland steamer (plural Cleveland steamers) (slang) A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest, then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller.

 

[sno capz]

Dirty Sanchez is sexual slang for a purported sex act where feces is purposely smeared onto a partner's upper lip

 

[sno capz]

Barnbuster... I think it's time for a new girlfriend

 

[BarnBuster]

sno capz, are you standing in for the Dr? i don;t mind if you are qualified to give advice.

i feel sorry for her because she is Amish and just left the community. she says she is 18, but since she was home birfed, i'm not sure. she looks younger than 18. i am 65. do you think that is too much of an age difference?

perhaps i misunderstood what she is saying as she speaks very little english just german, maybe?. she does keep saying over and over 2 phases: fick mich mit riesenschwanz and dringen meine jungfräuliche arschloch.

none of this is making any sense to me.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

sno capz, are you standing in for the Dr? i don;t mind if you are qualified to give advice.

i feel sorry for her because she is Amish and just left the community. she says she is 18, but since she was home birfed, i'm not sure. she looks younger than 18. i am 65. do you think that is too much of an age difference?

perhaps i misunderstood what she is saying as she speaks very little english just german, maybe?. she does keep saying over and over 2 phases: fick mich mit riesenschwanz and dringen meine jungfräuliche arschloch.

none of this is making any sense to me.

Lol @ riesenschwanz!! Ich habe einen!

 

[Gary Goodson]

Dear Dr. Sunshine,

I've been growing tomatoes for the longest, but this year they're all green and won't ripen. I've peed on them, shit on them, I even jizzed on them to no avail. I read somewhere that tomatoes need love, so I went and poked a hole in every single green tomato and fucked the shit outta them. I thought dicking them down might ripen them up!

Help! What can I do about my green holy tomatoes?

 

[charface]

I want to enjoy weed but having been raised when It was looked on as a criminal act I get a bit paranoid.
Plus having been a hard drug user while my kids were young I feel guilty when I smoke.
But my kids are grown now and do not require my oversight.

I am legal, my wife don't have an issue with me smoking and I have no responsibilities.
Why can I not recapture the good feeling weed used to bring.

What to do?

 

[Singlemalt]

Dear Dr. Sunshine,
Following an industrial accident, I have suddenly developed the ability to perform auto-fellatio. Is proper etiquette to swallow or not? For a different matter (high Cholesterol) my Dr. has suggested that I consider becoming vegan. If I do, then is swallowing not proper?

 

[Indagrow]

Dear sunshine, I pee on my balls every time I urinate.


Please advise

 

[tytheguy111]

What's your problem? I'll give you the advice you need.
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I got a really tiny penis and find it hard to masturbate, so I have to get on here to let my sexual frustrations out.

Can you advise me as to what whould help me with this task?

It's macroscopic so keep that in mind!

Thanks!