True facts.

[6ohMax]

If your pootie floats...it's high in fat content

 

[Red1966]

Or Styrofoam.

 

[6ohMax]

Or Styrofoam.

That too...or just gaseous

 

[Red1966]

My pootie doesn't float, but it swims around a lot. What does that mean?

 

[6ohMax]

It's probably highly gaseous. ..most likely jet propulsion the

 

[Red1966]

That would explain the "burbling" noises it makes. Sometimes it hisses, too.

 

[6ohMax]

That's the Argon and acetylene

Just put a flame to it

 

[Red1966]

I got to stop eating at tacobell

 

[6ohMax]

I recommend taco star

 

[Blue Wizard]

True fact: This thread sucks.

 

[6ohMax]

True fact: This thread sucks.

Wut up blue weenie

 

[Singlemalt]

or a fucked up pancreas

 

[abe supercro]

Bloody stool just before take-off is a good thing, right?

 

[Hookabelly]

I read if your shit is yellow then it's high fat

 

[ODanksta]

I'm usually a type 6, I'm blaming the beer

 

[lahadaextranjera]

True fact: This thread sucks.

But admit it, when you saw these two become friends, you thought 'what a match!!' Lol

 

[micromary]

Lmao I feel sick. Had no idea what u guys were talking about till I saw the pic.

 

[Aeroknow]

I guess I must eat more fibre today.
I also need to remember to pick up some more fart spray. I'm all out.

 

[Hookabelly]

I'm usually a type 6, I'm blaming the beer

I just knew you had raggedy edges

 

[reddan1981]

A fact is only a fact by consensus of majority.
Majority can be made by a room of fools.

RD-