My Dog Gets HIGH

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not really i'm only joking, but he can fly! lookbongsmilie
 

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That dog can bounce! My dog gets high, or I get him high I should say which actually makes him tolerable to be around instead of the yippy paranoid crazy bastard he is normally. It's like living with a little meth-head but he eats everything in sight and doesn't have thumbs. It's a once in a blue moon thing that I'll let him since he can't just be like "ey man, you holdin?" and I'd like to give him some choice in the matter but he doesn't seem to object.
 
so you reckon your dog really likes it then? does it really calm him down? dont think i'd do it to my dog as i luv the fact that he's the terrier from hell. but you've really made me laugh even tho it probably is cruel
 
cool pics, my dog comes around every time we light up. we blow smoke in his face and then he sneezes. when i pass the bowl to my wife, the dog walks around the table to her so he can get another hit, all while his tail is wagging like crazy.
 
the vet says it was probably one of grandmas Parkinson's pills. its like low dose ecstasy and he only weighs nine pounds. he's back to normal now though. at least i hope he is, i moved away and don't get to see any of my doggies anymore.
 
It mellows him out, he just lays there in your lap (miniature pinscher) and licks anything that has at anytime been near salt. A few hours later hes usually napping on the porch and is cool for the rest of the day. It's just nice when I have alot of people over and he starts freaking out..there are a couple, two of my best friends in particular oddly that he just hates and actually bites at sometimes if he's worked up..because he can cope and we can cope and it doesn't require him miserable and hiding or having to be put in another room alone. He's just weird. The smoke doesn't bother him like it does my other dog and my cat and its only a few hits usually. The cat got high and went on a mouse hunting spree outside, which ended in like three dead animals brought into my kitchen for me to step on barefoot so I'm not messing with that again. The cats crazy, too, though. Actually, all my animals are kind of nuts. The other dog is almost catatonically depressed, like eeyore from winnie the pooh. Guess thats what you get when people dump their animals on your property and you keep 'em, you never know what terrible shit people did to them before they found you.
 
thanx everyone. this is turning out to be a top thread. you lot make me laugh with your doggie stories, especialy the last one. keep em coming
 
My dog used to freak at first then he would get really chill and come up to me and just wait for me to give him some. Then he would mostly lie on his back and twitch it was always pretty funny to watch. After a while he would jump up and wait when I took out my bong.:mrgreen:
 
yo When I had a Dog before, I remeber it randomly start staring at me, basicaly Eyeing me down, trust me it trip me out when im high
 
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