You know what's funny is when I can't get my lawn to straighten out I use piss. Every time I use piss on my grass it is so luscious, green and it grows out of control. So my neighbor comes over and is standing in my yard in his bare feet, I was so close to telling him what I did. But I thought better of it and told him it was a compost tea of lots of left over stuff. I was thinking if I used piss on my bud my friends would tell me oh this is so great what did you do to it? Oh, a compost tea of lots of left over stuff, i.e. piss.