local LEO walking around my yard

[Olive Drab Green]

Put on your oldest face possible and tell them if they don't have a warrant to get the fuck off your lawn.

 

[Phatlewtz]

domestic violence before 7am, wonder how hard it will be to make them move

 

[Phatlewtz]

I see you sleep about as much as I do ODG

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Yeah. Been this way for quite some time now.

 

[Phatlewtz]

Yeah. Been this way for quite some time now.

I have a constant compulsion to constantly work or research something, so the hour nap here and there is what I use to get by, granted I do crashout because of it from time to time..but only on edibles

 

[abe supercro]

hitting him over the head with a shovel would have been best course of action. think about all the free fertilizer. you even said, when you called the cop shop to report yourself, that they had no record of popo being dispatched to your exact address. now that they've seen your plants they're just building case, to justify a warrant. the neighbors prolly did an anonymous call to the tip hotline.

why else would he be in your yard? why else would he be gone so quickly?

 

[abe supercro]

yea man you should get out more lol but my peppers are of a frosty variety lol just kinda not in the right head space for this right now

Sounds like you're growing outdoor weed to me. Better call the station so they can log the call and addy.

 

[curious2garden]

hitting him over the head with a shovel would have been best course of action. think about all the free fertilizer. you even said, when you called the cop shop to report yourself, that they had no record of popo being dispatched to your exact address. now that they've seen your plants they're just building case, to justify a warrant. the neighbors prolly did an anonymous call to the tip hotline.

why else would he be in your yard? why else would he be gone so quickly?

^^^^^This

 

[cannabineer]

hitting him over the head with a shovel would have been best course of action. think about all the free fertilizer. you even said, when you called the cop shop to report yourself, that they had no record of popo being dispatched to your exact address. now that they've seen your plants they're just building case, to justify a warrant. the neighbors prolly did an anonymous call to the tip hotline.

why else would he be in your yard? why else would he be gone so quickly?

Too much sodium and aspartame ... your plants will herm

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Too much sodium and aspartame ... your plants will herm

Good rebuttal.

 

[evergreengardener]

hitting him over the head with a shovel would have been best course of action. think about all the free fertilizer. you even said, when you called the cop shop to report yourself, that they had no record of popo being dispatched to your exact address. now that they've seen your plants they're just building case, to justify a warrant. the neighbors prolly did an anonymous call to the tip hotline.

why else would he be in your yard? why else would he be gone so quickly?

no nothing outdoors here all in tent in closet cant be seen heard or smelled from out of said closet not sure what he was doing here neighbors house is vancant so no neighbor called them maybe he was doing a check on that property im unsure tho keeping a extra eye out thats for sure

 

[evergreengardener]

Watch for meter readers too homie! They are the ones that bust the most of us

only running a 600 so not to worried about the meter reader as i have multiple fish tanks running in my house that are well over 600w each in power consumption and the meter guys love watching my fish when they come around (i have a tank right in the picture windows theyve never come in my house)

 

[evergreengardener]

You fuckers just janked me....I looked out my front window and I see 2 cop cars coming from opposite directions hard brake infront of my house and hop out....they ran across the street..645am....who needs a cop this early?

yea that would have had me on my toes

 

[evergreengardener]

Maybe he just wanted some pot. Or your sweet, virgin asshole.

allmost made it through the whole first page of responses without a gay or penis joke thanks for making sure that didnt happen lol

 

[cannabineer]

allmost made it through the whole first page of responses without a gay or penis joke thanks for making sure that didnt happen lol

good thing I didn't STEP in it

 

[tangerinegreen555]

 

[evergreengardener]

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good thing im not a blue inflatable waving arm man

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Police brutality!

 

[Singlemalt]

Build one of these in your yard:

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Build one of these in your yard:

Punji pit. Nice. Going all 'Nam/Rome on us.