.Pinworm.
Well-Known Member
So, I have decided to announce my decision to run for mayor of my town, Pioneer, CA. I feel like the only way anything substantial is going to change is if I go ahead and just run this town myself. It's a real shithole and could probably use someone like me to help it through these troublesome times. Though just because you're the Mayor of Pioneer, CA it does not make you superior to everyone else and you are respected more if you continuously demonstrate this. But:
- I have a friendly relationship with all of the council members and am considerate of their opinions when they aren't acting like assholes.
- I have a history of working with my town, city and suburb's neighborhood and am extremely familiar with the culture of and the way this shithole, I mean, town, city or suburb generally operates. i know all the good smoke spots.
- as the Mayor of Pioneer CA, I would be looked to as an effective spokesperson for both the council and the voting public inside and especially outside of the town, city or suburb. Also, during a crisis, I am also one of the ultimate spokespersons for the press, and am not afraid to show my naked wiener to the public when asked.
The bottom line of being the Mayor of a city like Pioneer California is that I am looked to as the leader to ensure that everything the public needs is provided for. Weed, alcohol, blowjobs, etcetera.
The Mayor of Pioneer CA is looked to as nothing less than a leader and if I shirk this, it could ruin my reputation within the whole city, town or suburb and this is very difficult to free oneself of. Cause those cunts wouldn't know how to tie their shoes if not for someone like me to teach them.
So, I would like to take this time to ask my fellow constituents, weed smokers, and drug addicts to weigh in on my options. Consider yourselves my brain trust. Help me win this campaign so I can fight for you!
- Mayor Pinworm
