testiclees
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seriously?Mormon chicks are freaks
How to get rid of Mormon missionaries
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racerboy71
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she must not have followed the flat earth thread.
Hookabelly
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@Chunky Stool Basil helps
dannyboy602
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ah Mormon boys...still on my bucket list.
greasemonkeymann
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my thoughts too...
not in my experience....
not to mention... ummm....
well..
fertile ovaries...
from what I've seen, if you sneeze near a Mormon she has fuckin triplets.
testiclees
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Haha scary.
Not many Mormons out here. But we have loads of the Roma people who totally keep to themselves. Always wonder if those dark eyed young tarot card readers are freaks.
I've never met a person who admitted busting fortune teller booty.
greasemonkeymann
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hmmmm...
color me bad, but i'd tap a fortune teller booty 6 days a week and twice on sundays over a Mormon booty..
you said dark eyed young tarot card reader and I had a twitch in my pantalones
they all look like this, right?
Cx2H
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"How to get rid of Mormon missionaries"
1. Tell them they are not ready to speak to you and you need elders to explain why they think they are alien based.
2. Tell them you are a practicing 'Satanic Church' member.
3. Tell them you have already talked to them before and they can't answer your questions.
4. Tell them you are a reptilian and the mormon home world is your next target and you are sworn enemies...
1. Tell them they are not ready to speak to you and you need elders to explain why they think they are alien based.
2. Tell them you are a practicing 'Satanic Church' member.
3. Tell them you have already talked to them before and they can't answer your questions.
4. Tell them you are a reptilian and the mormon home world is your next target and you are sworn enemies...
Tupapa
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All depends on which dark eye u guys talking about.
testiclees
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Yes, they look like that for a lil while but they don't seem to age well.
I can't comment on the Mormon action and.now I'm too old to investigate.
Unless
Inside the bizarre world of Mormon porn — which is freaking out the church and Utah lawmakers
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/inside-the-bizarre-world-of-mormon-porn-which-is-freaking-out-the-church-and-utah-lawmakers/
tyler.durden
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Couldn't help myself. I get so few chances to post this...Mormon chicks are freaks
testiclees
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Yum , grab them by the anus!
That approach to not offending G_d was not uncommon with catholic Italian girls back in my time. Wasn't relevant to the slutty girls i dated.
tyler.durden
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Lol. I would join just about any religion for which anal sex with hotties was the norm. They should really put that on the brochures in bold font...
testiclees
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same, I struck while the iron was hot and never regretted it..
After your vid I kinda wished I had known about the mormon thing earlier, when i was a rake
tyler.durden
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It's never too late, I'm sure they have an extra set of Mormon Underwear for you. After the Endowment Ceremony, of course. Don't know exactly what that is, it sounds like one's penis would gain size. I'm really liking the sound of unlimited anal sex, penis enlargement, and sporting funky underwear. Perhaps I dismissed mormonism too quickly...
Chunky Stool
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Mormons want your money. Can't get the magic underwear without going to a temple (endowments). Can't go to the temple without paying a full tithing. They determine this at what's called "tithing settlement", where you sit down with a bishop & go over your financial documents.
Full tithing is 10% of your GROSS income.
Apparently god isn't very good with money *and* he doesn't pay taxes.
Now who does that remind me of...?
Hookabelly
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She is GORGEOUS! I have a costume like that. But her head piece jewelry is finer.
greasemonkeymann
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Like I said... 6 days a week and twice on sundays over a Mormon girl..
no offense to the resident RIU-Mormons...
Admittedly I am into crazy chicks..
And she looks to be a niiiiice yummy tasty crazy
sorta like a junkie is into heroin I HATE it..
but I LOOOOOOVE it too...
ahhhh...
hence my chaos.
cat of curiosity
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that globe is fucking awesome! use to have one, checking ebay now...