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theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Of course it does its the shit talking thread...I hate those half wet ones that cling to me arse so ive to do a little elvis hip shake to get him off..talk about cliff hanger lads
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Been training to walk the dog between my legs..first step was to get him there so lots of treats n "under as I directed him between my legs to get the treat,now I can get him with the command "under" "heel" to walk as i walk with me n I tap on which side I want him to heel when we're out walking but anyways he now follows me as I walk in between my legs,when I stop he sits when I walk he walks..even does corners fairly well n the best bit I can say bark n he barks or go get em n he charges at what I point so now if I down the park with him off the lead off doing his thing n some scumbags come I shout under he's right there n I can say bark which is usally enough but the go get em h e doesn't attack more so jumps on em so I'm gonna have to get the protective gear to train him better for specific body parts.
He learned the latest trick in less than a week once u treat it like a game they pick shit up super fast that's why u never hit ur dog.if he fails to do the trick turn ur back,give him a command u know he does like sit n once he sits turn around n rub n congrats the cunt then repeat the task but always end on a good not so he looks forward to training
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Mind u I've seen him get protectI've with me even hugging the missus he gets in between n a while back a golden retriever attached him from being n man I was happy he was off the lead, he made shit of the dog n I was slapping it with the leather lead with metal buckles...lucky he didn't get agressive with other dogs after that
 
zeddd

zeddd

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theslipperbandit said:
Been training to walk the dog between my legs..first step was to get him there so lots of treats n "under as I directed him between my legs to get the treat,now I can get him with the command "under" "heel" to walk as i walk with me n I tap on which side I want him to heel when we're out walking but anyways he now follows me as I walk in between my legs,when I stop he sits when I walk he walks..even does corners fairly well n the best bit I can say bark n he barks or go get em n he charges at what I point so now if I down the park with him off the lead off doing his thing n some scumbags come I shout under he's right there n I can say bark which is usally enough but the go get em h e doesn't attack more so jumps on em so I'm gonna have to get the protective gear to train him better for specific body parts.
He learned the latest trick in less than a week once u treat it like a game they pick shit up super fast that's why u never hit ur dog.if he fails to do the trick turn ur back,give him a command u know he does like sit n once he sits turn around n rub n congrats the cunt then repeat the task but always end on a good not so he looks forward to training
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When did you stop hitting your dog?
 
Bunduki

Bunduki

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theslipperbandit said:
I'm making a little shelf yolk to keep the grow room organised cuz im always looking for wire n wire cutters n shits everywhere I've zip ties spewed all over
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Fuck zip ties and wire, I found this 'thick twist plant tie' in a pound shop, it's wire with a thick rubber coating you can bend into shape and keep reusing, £1 for a reel of about 5m of it. Depending how much you use, might need a few reels, but it's a one-time buy, bargain
 
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