The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

"Scuse me mister, I don't PH or EC and I don't know how to read the plant for symptoms so can you go out of your way to do the thinking for me and spoon feed me the solution to my problem?"


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[theslipperbandit]

Here comes the airplane lol

 

[theslipperbandit]

1. Getting sick of waiting gonna flip this week by the looks of it

 

[Antgotaclue]

I'd say 4 maximum.

Not too much work to SCROG, you won't be waiting forever till they fill the screens and the screen space per plant will be enough for it to actually work.


Top tip: Don't use a screen with big holes and make sure it's pulled as tight as possible.

If the screen has big holes the plants will be floppy and you won't get an even canopy.
If the screen isn't pulled tight enough the strength of the plants growing will just push it up also fucking up the canopy.

PVC/Vinyl covered fencing mesh is the best stuff to use.
The stiffer the better.

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Fuck the one I got has I'd say 2" squares if u get me is that to big

 

[The Yorkshireman]

airplane

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You a fucking Yank now? Can't speak English properly?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Fuck the one I got has I'd say 2" squares if u get me is that to big

No that's good to go.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Like I already stated it's good for later on when ur buds start falling over from the weight...jesus IMMA stop sorry ogs

 

[theslipperbandit]

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You a fucking Yank now? Can't speak English properly?

aeroplane* sorry mom. ..jaysus but yet u let hoover and vacuum cleaner pass?








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[theslipperbandit]

Fuck the one I got has I'd say 2" squares if u get me is that to big

Use it on the middle upper canopy when the puts start to flop over a bit

 

[The Yorkshireman]

but yet u let hoover and vacuum cleaner pass?

What when I said hoover?

 

[Biffothebear]

I do ph and I do ec. This is the first time in a long time I've hand fed. I asked for advice. Thank you the slipper bandit but yorkshireman man why not help another uk grower?

 

[Biffothebear]

"Scuse me mister, I don't PH or EC and I don't know how to read the plant for symptoms so can you go out of your way to do the thinking for me and spoon feed me the solution to my problem?"


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Oh dear.

 

[theslipperbandit]

I do ph and I do ec. This is the first time in a long time I've hand fed. I asked for advice. Thank you the slipper bandit but yorkshireman man why not help another uk grower?

Jesus christ man get off this thread ur in over ur head it'd always be less agressive in the noobs section and by no offence but you should go learn the basics n what not then maybe we'll talk to u

 

[theslipperbandit]

What when I said hoover?

Do u even English bro lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I do ph and I do ec.

I was generalising the attitude.

This is the first time in a long time I've hand fed.

You think hand feeding/watering has anything at all to do with your problem?

yorkshireman man why not help another uk grower?

Give me one good reason?

Because you live in my country and grow weed doesn't automatically make you deserving of my help.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Lads I'm growing a propper full beards..fuckin lumberjack kinda shit..definitely asserting my masculinity in a beadiful world or man furrrrr

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Do u even English bro lol

'Hoover' as in the fucking brand numb nuts!

The brand that made more vacuum cleaners than any other during the 20th century hence the word 'Hoover' being synonymous with 'vacuum cleaner'.


Drug hoover makes sense.

Drug vacuum sounds like some sort of fucked up science project!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Lads I'm growing a propper full beards..fuckin lumberjack kinda shit..definitely asserting my masculinity in a beadiful world or man furrrrr

Not a hipster type or scruffy neck beard?

 

[theslipperbandit]

Not a hipster type or scruffy neck beard?

Nah not scruffy.
she is groomed n sideburns blended with the shaved head but I'm lucky to have black hair cuz ginger is nasty so nalot such a full one.I shave my next mine reammy

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

It was a waste of your fucking bandwidth regurgitating a whole page of generic shit about water that nobody is going to take the time to read through.

If you intend to post info to actually help someone with a particular problem then learn how to cut through all the generic shite that litters the net and condense the main point into something which is easily digestible by all, especially a thread full of piss heads and drug hoovers.


This is a thread for UK growers but we don't spend all our fucking time talking about growing, let alone cutting and pasting stupid amounts of basic shit at random and taking up whole pages of the thread for no good reason.


If you've got some seriously interesting and non generic info to post then by all means do, but don't be Googling basic crap that we can all find in seconds and then take up valuable banter space with it.

WOW, U SPEAK 4 EVERYONE IN THE UK GROWERS THREAD, ,"i'll condence wot I was going to say into an easily digestable way" HOW PRESUMPTUOUS & ARROGANT OF YOU" AND PLEASE DO EXPLAIN WHY ITS CALLED "A GROWERS THREAD" WHEN ITS FULL OF ASS BANDITS WHO WANT THEIR COCKS SUCKED OFF WHILST THEIR STILL COVERED IN SHIT", BELONGS IN A THREAD ENTITALED " THE UK GROWERS THREAD"??, why not just have a sub forum entitaled " "THE UK BALLS, BOLLOX & TESTICLES BANTER THREAD" ?, That way ppl who wan't to actualy Learn something about growing in the UK, don't have to wade through loads of bollox to get to any posts about actual growing?

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