I'm starting my very first grow

neosapien

neosapien

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And I need some advice. I've been researching this place for a long time and think I know exactly what to do,I'm going to start out easy with Miracle Grow soil in a Folgers coffee container. I've got a really nice bay window with southern exposure so obviously I've got enough light. What I still haven't figured out yet is; will I get about a pound and will my parents be able to smell it?
 
neosapien said:
And I need some advice. I've been researching this place for a long time and think I know exactly what to do,I'm going to start out easy with Miracle Grow soil in a Folgers coffee container. I've got a really nice bay window with southern exposure so obviously I've got enough light. What I still haven't figured out yet is; will I get about a pound and will my parents be able to smell it?
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Your parents have smelled your baby shit diapers.

Do you really think they will reject a sweet skunk smell?
 
There's not a damn thing wrong with breast feeding... num,num,num... where's lunch?!
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Make sure to mix some pee pee juice in the dirt. You know the kind you get after sticking it in your mom. Being in a coffee can will make the buds smell like fresh coffee too which means you won't have to invest in a carbon filter.
 
Dude just grow cocain.. Just keep buying bags of bad coke until you find a seed. Plant the seed in your MG/coffee can and in 77 days you'll have enough leaves to make about an once of raw. Just strip the leaves (there is going to be a lot get a tarp) pour gasoline in a 55 gallon drum with the dried leaves (I prefer the Sunoco 98 but 87 dose work too). Put a sheet over the drum and drain it into a kiddie pool. Let it sit for what seems like forever but really only an hour. When you return in the middle of the pool will be a nicely wrapped brick. That's your coke.
 
Indagrow said:
Dude just grow cocain.. Just keep buying bags of bad coke until you find a seed. Plant the seed in your MG/coffee can and in 77 days you'll have enough leaves to make about an once of raw. Just strip the leaves (there is going to be a lot get a tarp) pour gasoline in a 55 gallon drum with the dried leaves (I prefer the Sunoco 98 but 87 dose work too). Put a sheet over the drum and drain it into a kiddie pool. Let it sit for what seems like forever but really only an hour. When you return in the middle of the pool will be a nicely wrapped brick. That's your coke.
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meth is a heartier drug to grow, it is very mold resistant unlike coca.

can never grow just one meth tho
 
Indagrow said:
Dude just grow cocain.. Just keep buying bags of bad coke until you find a seed. Plant the seed in your MG/coffee can and in 77 days you'll have enough leaves to make about an once of raw. Just strip the leaves (there is going to be a lot get a tarp) pour gasoline in a 55 gallon drum with the dried leaves (I prefer the Sunoco 98 but 87 dose work too). Put a sheet over the drum and drain it into a kiddie pool. Let it sit for what seems like forever but really only an hour. When you return in the middle of the pool will be a nicely wrapped brick. That's your coke.
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Thanks for taking this seriously. I don't know why every one is making fun of me. I've watched a couple episodes of Narcos so obviously I have a good idea of what needs done. I'll go ask my science teacher where he gets his lab supplies.
 
neosapien said:
Thanks for taking this seriously. I don't know why every one is making fun of me. I've watched a couple episodes of Narcos so obviously I have a good idea of what needs done. I'll go ask my science teacher where he gets his lab supplies.
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Yeah there are a bunch of trolls here for sure don't let them get you down..Sigma Aldrich for supplies
 
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