Finally got a bag of some CouchLock

[BongJuice]

I had to fly to Chicago today for a business meeting. I was in the conference room with some other engineers and got tired of waiting around. So I excused myself and went outside. One of the guys that was in there with me came outside also and said "you wanna share a pinner with me". I was like, "Hell yea". So we got a little buzzed and headed back to the meeting.
After the meeting I told that guy that was some really shitty weed, but I appreciate the buzz.
He agreed with me that it was, but he said he knew some people in Chicago that had some pretty good shit.
We ended up splitting on a half Oz. for $150
He was flying back to Denver, and I had to go to San Diego for a service call.
So right before my flight, I smoked a spliff and stuck the rest of it up my ass.
When the plane landed in San Diego one of the flight attendants had to shake me to wake me up.......I was really fucked up.
I went and did the service call with some focusing problems, but I got them up in running.
Anyways I am now finally home, It's been almost 10 hours since I smoked that spliff and I'm still buzzed.
It's been a loooooooong time since I got anything this good.

Just wanted to share my day with you guys.

 

[sb101]

haha man 10 hour buzz?! nice. couldn't imagine stickin shit up your ass tho. *ouch*

 

[Stoney McFried]

Sounds awesome.Now wash your hands and make me a sandwich.

I had to fly to Chicago today for a business meeting. I was in the conference room with some other engineers and got tired of waiting around. So I excused myself and went outside. One of the guys that was in there with me came outside also and said "you wanna share a pinner with me". I was like, "Hell yea". So we got a little buzzed and headed back to the meeting.
After the meeting I told that guy that was some really shitty weed, but I appreciate the buzz.
He agreed with me that it was, but he said he knew some people in Chicago that had some pretty good shit.
We ended up splitting on a half Oz. for $150
He was flying back to Denver, and I had to go to San Diego for a service call.
So right before my flight, I smoked a spliff and stuck the rest of it up my ass.
When the plane landed in San Diego one of the flight attendants had to shake me to wake me up.......I was really fucked up.
I went and did the service call with some focusing problems, but I got them up in running.
Anyways I am now finally home, It's been almost 10 hours since I smoked that spliff and I'm still buzzed.
It's been a loooooooong time since I got anything this good.

Just wanted to share my day with you guys.

 

[Nvr2Stond]

I had to fly to Chicago today for a business meeting. I was in the conference room with some other engineers and got tired of waiting around. So I excused myself and went outside. One of the guys that was in there with me came outside also and said "you wanna share a pinner with me". I was like, "Hell yea". So we got a little buzzed and headed back to the meeting.
After the meeting I told that guy that was some really shitty weed, but I appreciate the buzz.
He agreed with me that it was, but he said he knew some people in Chicago that had some pretty good shit.
We ended up splitting on a half Oz. for $150
He was flying back to Denver, and I had to go to San Diego for a service call.
So right before my flight, I smoked a spliff and stuck the rest of it up my ass.
When the plane landed in San Diego one of the flight attendants had to shake me to wake me up.......I was really fucked up.
I went and did the service call with some focusing problems, but I got them up in running.
Anyways I am now finally home, It's been almost 10 hours since I smoked that spliff and I'm still buzzed.
It's been a loooooooong time since I got anything this good.

Just wanted to share my day with you guys.

When ever i fly with weed it goes in my pocket...

 

[SenorSanteria]

Lol, Ive brought weed on planes many times and have never had to resort to shoving it up my ass! That must be some bomb shit if it was worth that!

 

[makinthemagic]

there's better green in chicago, more like $120/quarter but the price is proportional to the effect

 

[Nvr2Stond]

there's better green in chicago, more like $120/quarter but the price is proportional to the effect

Theres always better bud, wherever you are

 

[Big P]

damn man going above and beyond brother talk about a rough day good work




next time may be easier tho to mail it to yourself

 

[BongJuice]

Lol, Ive brought weed on planes many times and have never had to resort to shoving it up my ass! That must be some bomb shit if it was worth that!

This bag of weed is so smelly that with it wrapped up in a baggie and in the other room I can still smell it.
I wasn't going to take any chances, and I've done it several times before. Plus this time was only a quarter Oz. So I picked up some party balloons and a small tube of vaseline, then slippity slip it was in my ass. I was so fucked up I didn't even know it was there.

Yes......it was definitely worth it.

 

[Nvr2Stond]

This bag of weed is so smelly that with it wrapped up in a baggie and in the other room I can still smell it.
I wasn't going to take any chances, and I've done it several times before. Plus this time was only a quarter Oz. So I picked up some party balloons and a small tube of vaseline, then slippity slip it was in my ass. I was so fucked up I didn't even know it was there.

Yes......it was definitely worth it.

How many times? And what was the biggest amount?

 

[NewGrowth]

Stop putting stuff in your ass just keep it in your sock or something jeeze.

 

[Nvr2Stond]

hahahahha roflmao

 

[BongJuice]

How many times? And what was the biggest amount?

You got me thinking now.
I'd have to say about 20 times.

The biggest was an Oz. I did it with it split up into quarters. That was when I was flying back from Florida.
That one was kinda uncomfortable, it felt like I had to take a really big shit.

 

[Nvr2Stond]

And you dont have a problem smoking what you shit out? Just seems kinda odd too me

 

[BongJuice]

Stop putting stuff in your ass just keep it in your sock or something jeeze.

They would of smelled it......
And I wasn't going to take any chances of putting it in my sock or my pocket with just a quarter Oz.
If it was just spliff, then yea I'd hide it in a pack of smokes or something.

 

[theloadeddragon]

ROFL all over the place..... hahahahahahahaha.... don't mind "smoking what you shit out" .... lolololol..... does it taste like shit at all? I know those balloons "breathe" a little... heheh..... OMFG..... lolololol.... Im baked Im done.... still funny though.... thats going to stonable quotables for sure!

 

[Big P]

This bag of weed is so smelly that with it wrapped up in a baggie and in the other room I can still smell it.
I wasn't going to take any chances, and I've done it several times before. Plus this time was only a quarter Oz. So I picked up some party balloons and a small tube of vaseline, then slippity slip it was in my ass. I was so fucked up I didn't even know it was there.

Yes......it was definitely worth it.

finiest shit i have ever read!!! nice!!


but for real next time just mail it to yourself i get the felling your startin to enjoy this


but for real why dont you mail it?

 

[Stoney McFried]

I hid some in my panties next to my hoochie coo before.

 

[BongJuice]

Something is starting to tell me, I should of left out the part on how I got the bag of weed home.

 

[Big P]

my god i cant stop laghiing every time i read this





So I picked up some party balloons and a small tube of vaseline, then slippity slip it was in my ass. I was so fucked up I didn't even know it was there.






im puttin it in my sig