What did you accomplish today?

[Sir Napsalot]

It finally stopped raining and was sunny today so I trimmed my two trees in the front yard, lotta work but it's gonna look real nice!

 

[Bareback]

2 of my bucket list wishes:
Fish for oversize sturgeon beneath the Bonneville dam one of these summers, and catch some real hallibut up over by you

Diddo I second that bucket list , I have caught yellow fin and black fin tunas, Amber jacks, King and spainish macs, Mahi mahi, and some big asssss Sharks . So the bucket list is more of a bait bucket lol.

 

[StonedFarmer]

LoL

I am singing the song no one knows
It goes like this
A di da di da do do do
La di da di da do di da do da da da da da ..

Ot: I am going to the bakery for hot crossbun and to enjoy this -15c weather.

 

[srh88]

@srh88 .....have an old buddy who just finished up a N/A 5.0 coupe ....I was at home enjoying the family when he decided to ask if I was interested in losing 100$ in the Z ....hehe .....I said sure .....first race was laughable and since Hes been talking this car up like crazy lately ...his emotions got the best of him .....of course he had a laundry list of excuses on why I beat him ....because in his words he out horses me and his car is purpose built ...hehe ......he asked for one more for another 100 ....hehe .....I obliged and beat him again .....at this point indas up 2 Hun and laughing while turning around ......to my amazement he asks if I'd do one more race and give him the hit .....hehe .......I said sure ....but the hit will cost him an extra 50$ hehe .......not guna lie I thought he'd get me ........he left pretty hard but by the end of second gear the old huffer reeled him in .......he didn't have much to say after paying me .....he's a rich kid with no common sense .....the best kind to take money from ......it's funny we were BSing about this stuff recently .....I felt a lil bad and gave him some weed ......after all he did just pay for a huge portion of my 2017 nute expenses ......sure hope he calls again ....

Good night guys and gals .....fast and furious Inda is off to bed after smoking my nightly doob .....







PENIS!!!

Haha awesome. Good way to gain a few hundred pretty quick

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Bout to head to Jersey to chase snow. Fucking hate Jersey.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Bakery was doing a free loaf with the purchase of 6 hot cross buns. 7 dollars for the buns and the loaf is usually roighly 3 dollars. A bit less I believe

I kind of want a sandwich now

 

[StonedFarmer]

I just realized my amazing girls showing their udders gif was removed.

It wasn't nudity and I demand answers!

Brief synopsis of the gif. Girl lift shirt to show udders, cuts to fat guy being sprayed with "milk" and the dance floor also gets covered

 

[Indacouch]

Haha awesome. Good way to gain a few hundred pretty quick

Especially when I planned losing .....he's a cocky guy ....his emotions/excuses were almost better than the money after he lost

 

[Chunky Stool]

I became a landlord.

New construction. Two levels, but expandable.
It was vacant for a week, but the mailman brought me 1,000 new tenants!
A few tried to escape and paid with their lives. Ungrateful little fuckers.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Momma has to work this weekend so I'm pulling K.P. duty.
So far I'm washing throw rugs - have swept the entire house, just consumed an unbelievable king crab infused 3 egg omelet (with all the fixn's plus crepes) and about to mix my second tall bloody to begin the swiffer process.
I'm intentionally prolonging this as I have to trim later & I'm putting that off for as long as possible.
I'd literally rather go to the dentist - fkn hate it.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Momma has to work this weekend so I'm pulling K.P. duty.
So far I'm washing throw rugs - have swept the entire house, just consumed an unbelievable king crab infused 3 egg omelet (with all the fixn's plus crepes) and about to mix my second tall bloody to begin the swiffer process.
I'm intentionally prolonging this as I have to trim later & I'm putting that off for as long as possible.
I'd literally rather go to the dentist - fkn hate it.

why was my udder gif given the shaft?

it wasn\t nudity simply a shopped gif of nudity to show udders and a big explosion all over a fat man

 

[curious2garden]

Hurrah I just fixed my brand new dishwasher. Ok it's 6 weeks old and assembled 1/9/2017 (assembled in USA -- face palm), and I installed it 1/27ish. Heard drip drip drip looked under it had a nice pool of water.

Pulled it this morning and found that it was leaking from the screws that hold the upper rack that come through the tub!


Took it apart and found this on the non leaking side.

This on the leaking side.



I did this and now await the new dishwasher


Now to wait a good 4 hours to cure the silicon before I run a test.

 

[whitebb2727]

I do dislike mosquito's in January and I admit the Mojave Green's are pretty nastily aggressive but the 10% humidity is heaven. I definitely prefer the Mojave to Florida.

I was stationed in FL and GA. Screw that crap. The armpit of the United States.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I was stationed in FL and GA. Screw that crap. The armpit of the United States.

We spent 2 years in the Philippines in the 60's & then till 77 in wayyy south Fl with no A/C.
As a youngin the heat/humidity/bugs weren't that bad - now I'd probably go into a coma.

 

[StonedFarmer]

I have been debating death in my head for weeks now and finally came to the conclusion I don't want to kill myself just yet. Big choice on my part but for the sake of it, I have been going to "my favourite" bridge for weeks and peering over while smoking joiints. I was so close two days ago. \

I came to this conclusion while staring out the local beer store window in a daze(bit too much k I reckon) I gotta try to do this even if it is only to make others unhappy I am still going

I gitta lay of the k

guys look at this gif is there anything sexual with it?

I don't see why it got deleted. mods message me with a solid reason yo, I think it just got yer goat.



best gif ever

 

[StonedFarmer]

I got some weird gifs in my hard drive just waiting for the proper moment to shine

 

[Chunky Stool]

I was stationed in FL and GA. Screw that crap. The armpit of the United States.

Ever been to Fort Lost in Woods? (Leonard Wood)
Lots of bugs. Ever had so many ticks that it was impossible to count them? If you walk through a bush where they hatched, you could pick up hundreds instantly.

 

[StonedFarmer]

pooor ned you're better off dead
ateast you will get some
rest upon your daaaahaahaa

some aussie bloke for ya

 

[whitebb2727]

We spent 2 years in the Philippines in the 60's & then from then till 77 in wayyy south Fl with no A/C.
As a youngin the heat/humidity/bugs weren't that bad - now I'd probably go into a coma.

I dated a girl in GA that her family didn't believe in ac. The house was built for it. Big double doors on two sides of the house. Great cross breeze. Its ok once you get used to it. I'm spoiled now and would likely stroke out.

Summers are not much better here.

Ever been to Fort Lost in Woods? (Leonard Wood)
Lots of bugs. Ever had so many ticks that it was impossible to count them? If you walk through a bush where they hatched, you could pick up hundreds instantly.

I haven't. Maybe I have. I don't remember.

One summer when I was a teenager I had my dad drop me and a friend on an island out at large lake. We setup our tent and sleeping bags. Oh the lessons we learn. We should've burnt the area off first. About an hour after getting in our bags we started itching. We bedded down in a nest of them. Thousands of them got in our gear and bags.

 

[StonedFarmer]

I am thankful for all who gave me a chance to swoo swoo you

my swoos are loving and most sincere.

for the ones who hate me or dislike my way of showing my feels, you either haven;t had enough to drink or you are an asshole in which case keep your distance from me.

@neosapien even tho you didn't sasy hello last night, I still like you for a commie sympathizer(go china)
@Bob Zmuda when you twerk I do wish you were single and into men
@cannabineer you have good taste in ear phones, everything grado makes is pretty great quality. you are also smarter then the average bear
@curious2garden everything about you is win and I respect you very fucking much. You treat me nice even though I don't deserve it
@srh88 you are hippy
@Singlemalt know it all and you have a taste in music I would eat up

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