PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

[curious2garden]

Colonoscopy this morning after a rough night of drinking poison that makes you shit your guts out. And gag a little

Only now, you have to do it twice with smaller amounts. In total, had to drink 96 oz. of fluid that included two 16 oz. of water following each 16 oz. of their poisonous mixture.

They send pics home with you now, so you can study the 2 little polyps they found and removed. I wonder if the little film crew they send in there adds to the rising medical expense?
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Let me know the path they return on those polyps. Your cecum appendix looks stellar! Best of all was that bowel prep you did! Stellar job

 

[ANC]

I've swallowed the camera twice now, once with a whole room full of visiting doctors.
No way am I lying there with my nutsack in the wind. If Imy arse wants to kill me then so be it.

 

[jerryb73]

Colonoscopy this morning after a rough night of drinking poison that makes you shit your guts out. And gag a little

Only now, you have to do it twice with smaller amounts. In total, had to drink 96 oz. of fluid that included two 16 oz. of water following each 16 oz. of their poisonous mixture.

They send pics home with you now, so you can study the 2 little polyps they found and removed. I wonder if the little film crew they send in there adds to the rising medical expense?
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I feel ya man, that was the worst shit I ever drank!! I figured I would chug it down and be done with it.. man was I wrong, bout half way through it was coming out both ends.hope all is well with the polyps..

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Let me know the path they return on those polyps. Your cecum appendix looks stellar! Best of all was that bowel prep you did! Stellar job

The last time I had it done, I was so hungry the day before I called them and asked if I could have 1 beer. And the nurse said OK!

This time, they said don't ask for a beer like you did last time. They must have noted it in my file.

They didn't mention weed, I was pretty stoned drinking that horrible junk.

 

[jerryb73]

The last time I had it done, I was so hungry the day before I called them and asked if I could have 1 beer. And the nurse said OK!

This time, they said don't ask for a beer like you did last time. They must have noted it in my file.

Lol

 

[Singlemalt]

I've swallowed the camera twice now, once with a whole room full of visiting doctors.
No way am I lying there with my nutsack in the wind. If Imy arse wants to kill me then so be it.

LOL

 

[mr sunshine]

Raced Englishtown nj. This weekend, got home late and in to work early.. this is maybe 5 mins after walking in the door already passed out..
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Is that the girl with the longer second toe?

 

[curious2garden]

The last time I had it done, I was so hungry the day before I called them and asked if I could have 1 beer. And the nurse said OK!

This time, they said don't ask for a beer like you did last time. They must have noted it in my file.

They didn't mention weed, I was pretty stoned drinking that horrible junk.

You just shot one of my pet theories, anything can be tasty with enough pot on board!! Oh no my life is shattered!

 

[curious2garden]

Is that the girl with the longer second toe?

I think it's the one that likes to be choked. Hard to keep the many and varied women of Indagrow straight

 

[Singlemalt]

I think it's the one that likes to be choked. Hard to keep the many and varied women of Indagrow straight

LOL

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I've swallowed the camera twice now, once with a whole room full of visiting doctors.
No way am I lying there with my nutsack in the wind. If Imy arse wants to kill me then so be it.

It's easy once you get into the endoscopy room. Great drugs, you don't remember a thing and they wake you up fast.

Then they tell you not to drive the rest of the day. I told them I wanted to go to my daughter's house less than a mile away.

They said, 'you can walk or ride a bicycle'.

If one shouldn't drive, how would a bicycle be safe? I didn't bother asking, I just wanted to walk outside knowing I dodged another bullet at age 63. Sooner or later, they're gonna get me.

But not today.

 

[jerryb73]

It's easy once you get into the endoscopy room. Great drugs, you don't remember a thing and they wake you up fast.

Then they tell you not to drive the rest of the day. I told them I wanted to go to my daughter's house less than a mile away.

They said, 'you can walk or ride a bicycle'.

If one shouldn't drive, how would a bicycle be safe? I didn't bother asking, I just wanted to walk outside knowing I dodged another bullet at age 63. Sooner or later, they're gonna get me.

But not today.

I could have totally driven home, GF wouldn't let me.. but I could have. Bout 40miles.. lol

 

[mr sunshine]

I can't wait till I'm old enough to have a camera stuck up my ass. Quick question, is rubbing your junk while they go to town with the camera frowned upon? In other words , can I blatantly masterbate during the procedure or do I have to play it off?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I can't wait till I'm old enough to have a camera stuck up my ass. Quick question, is rubbing your junk while they go to town with the camera frowned upon? In other words , can I blatantly masterbate during the procedure or do I have to play it off?

20 - 25 yrs. and they'll suggest it.

Maybe by then, they can make the damn stuff taste better.

I had to pay $225 this time. The last couple times it was totally covered.

(But I didn't get pics the 1st couple times, the camera crew has to make a living too.)

 

[cannabineer]

Let me know the path they return on those polyps. Your cecum appendix looks stellar! Best of all was that bowel prep you did! Stellar job

No shit!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

No shit!

You're always on top of everything, I like the way you think!

 

[mr sunshine]

20 - 25 yrs. and they'll suggest it.

Maybe by then, they can make the damn stuff taste better.

I had to pay $225 this time. The last couple times it was totally covered.

(But I didn't get pics the 1st couple times, the camera crew has to make a living too.)

You can find better deals on craigslist.... I'd rather get a camera up the butt then a catheder down the pee hole.

 

[jerryb73]

You can find better deals on craigslist.... I'd rather get a camera up the butt then a catheder down the pee hole.

Me and my pee hole agree 100%..

 

[tangerinegreen555]

You can find better deals on craigslist.... I'd rather get a camera up the butt then a catheder down the pee hole.

The top 2 most cringe worthy things I've seen on the internet:

1. porn involving 'sounding'
2. an e-bay add selling a Volkswagen for $75,000, but the kidney was free

 

[cannabineer]

You can find better deals on craigslist.... I'd rather get a camera up the butt then a catheder down the pee hole.

Those pee hole cathedrals are urinal Gothic