Do you understand that just because we are on the Internet does not mean it is not a legal crime what you are asking, it illegal, whether you are joking or not, the law does not chance it, nor give a fuck.
I happen to work for the Government, DOD to be exact.
Put 2+2 together please, before you lose your wife, mom, blah blah blah over some really dumb shit that you will probably regret doing. Save yourself man. I am a fair dude, but I will not let you offend people. Especially considering I fight for your liberty that you are wasting away offending my fellow Americans, including myself.!
You are a sex offender, and I am pretty sure courts don't like them, especially those that re offend...and given the circumstances, I am sure a educated Judge would see that you learn a hard lesson this time in hopes that you dont get out an ask an American Soldier to suck your dick, on the internet...a place you shouldn't be in the first place.