Dismal intercourse

[Justin-case]

Way better thread.

@MichiganMedGrower @MichiganSpinDoctor @fascistbuddah

Please be dismal.

 

[Buddha2525]

Abysmal would be better. Dismal just means gloomy or depressed.

 

[Justin-case]

Abysmal would be better. Dismal just means gloomy or depressed.

Hola shrimpdick,

Nope, it's perfect.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

 

[a senile fungus]

Do you guys ever take such a gnarly shit that you feel like you need to take your shirt off in the process?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Fogdog]

Hola shrimpdick,

Nope, it's perfect.

Careful you might get him so mad he will drive a car into a crowd of peaceful anti fascist protesters.

 

[Fogdog]

Abysmal would be better. Dismal just means gloomy or depressed.

"Dismal intercourse" fits you posts perfectly

Please be uncivil.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Do you guys ever take such a gnarly shit that you feel like you need to take your shirt off in the process?

Asking for a friend.

I strip wholly naked to take a shit at home.

 

[a senile fungus]

I strip wholly naked to take a shit at home.

Sounds like a good excuse for a shower.

 

[Fogdog]

When I was just starting out diving (as in Scuba and snorkeling) in Northern CA, I rented my wetsuits at first. You never know who had the wetsuit last time. I think the previous renter pee'd in it. I got a rash.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Do people really pee in the shower as a normal, unspoken common habit? Am I that one weird guy who never pisses in the shower?

 

[Fogdog]

Do people really pee in the shower as a normal, unspoken common habit? Am I that one weird guy who never pisses in the shower?

I have but don't like the smell that gets caught up in the steam. Only did it once, I swear.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

I have but don't like the smell that gets caught up in the steam. Only did it once, I swear.

I’m being told only within the past year or two that this is a normal thing. I just always assumed it was a faux pas. I know some people do it to kill foot fungus, but I don’t think that’s going to be a habit I pick up.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

When I was in boot camp there was a kid named "Sweet" from Green, NY who pissed in the shower one time- I remember it like it was yesterday- A guy yelled "Sweet's peein'!!" and we all got up in his shit
If I'm gonna get piss on my feet it's gonna be mine

 

[Olive Drab Green]

When I was in boot camp there was a kid named "Sweet" from Green, NY who pissed in the shower one time- I remember it like it was yesterday- A guy yelled "Sweet's peein'!!" and we all got up in his shit
If I'm gonna get piss on my feet it's gonna be mine

Shower shoes were mandatory. Probably exactly why. Thanks, Sweet.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

One time our assistant company commander Mr. Matthews was fucking with Sweet and asked him "are you sweet, boy?" and when Sweet answered "sir, very sweet, sir..." he slapped Sweet, and got court-martialed and thrown the fuck out of the navy
He used to like to tell us "you aren't at home anymore, smokin' dope on the streetcorner with your buddies..."

 

[Sir Napsalot]

But now I am at home, smokin' dope and drinking bourbon out of a sperm whale's tooth

 

[MichiganMedGrower]

Way better thread.

@MichiganMedGrower @MichiganSpinDoctor @fascistbuddah

Please be dismal.

Desperate and including me with people I don’t really agree with. Except about you guys. They are right on the mark or you wouldn’t feel the need to do this.

 

[Fogdog]

Desperate and including me with people I don’t really agree with. Except about you guys. They are right on the mark or you wouldn’t feel the need to do this.

finally, a thread where your posts make sense.

 

[MichiganMedGrower]

finally, a thread where your posts make sense.

Yours never make sense. You just say they do.