I'm glad that you wised up and stop having children for other to teach. Very happy that you are paying your debt to society.
Paint my home...why thank you. I never used your service. Thanks for making yourself my slave. Shall we call this " self-slavery "?? will this be included in your utopia ?
You on the other hand used every bit of service you never asked for but use

. Public school being one that you use for your 3 boys for twelve years EACH. Did they also ride on that yellow bus on a public street ? Did you tell that nice driver thank you for taking care of your KIDSSSS while you ran naked in the woods chasing rabbits ? What about the cafeteria lady when you " forgot " lunch money ? Did you thank her for assuring your BOYS ate. Were all 3 of your young men well-behaved ? Did they take to learning or did you have to force a teacher to teach your unruly child ?