What did you accomplish today?

Laughing Grass said:
I'm sure everyone who saw me thought it was something a lot worse
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Laughing Grass said:
Having one of those days. Walking around the grocery store this morning thinking to myself it smells minty fresh in here. Got to the checkout and the cashier points out the big glob of white stuff in my hair. :oops: FML... it was toothpaste.
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curious2garden said:
Thank you for the public service message. I have to go grocery shopping today too.
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Ever get hit on at the grocery?
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Stories are heard about the serendipitous hook ups, I just don't know of anyone actually getting lucky on aisle 5.
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curious2garden said:
Thank you for the public service message. I have to go grocery shopping today too.
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I wish I had the type of personality that would have allowed me to take it out of my hair and eat it instead of embarrassment. the reaction would be priceless. You're much more outgoing than I am. o_O

lokie said:
Ever get hit on at the grocery?
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Stories are heard about the serendipitous hook ups, I just don't know of anyone actually getting lucky on aisle 5.
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Nope not once. I always do grocery shopping early in the morning so there's almost nobody there but me and old people.
 
Laughing Grass said:
I wish I had the type of personality that would have allowed me to take it out of my hair and eat it instead of embarrassment. the reaction would be priceless. You're much more outgoing than I am. o_O



Nope not once. I always do grocery shopping early in the morning so there's almost nobody there but me and old people.
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i've used this line a couple of times...once got me a laugh...once got me almost arrested...in the parking lot, in the back of her car....
 
lokie said:
Ever get hit on at the grocery?
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Stories are heard about the serendipitous hook ups, I just don't know of anyone actually getting lucky on aisle 5.
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Once upon a time I almost did. I shop at the commissary and my hub had just got off work and was wearing his Class A uniform. Most of the guys in the commissary were also in Class A too, but I never gave that much thought prior to this.

I was looking for something on the aisle and out of my peripheral vision I identified what looked the size and shape and correct attire for hub. I sidled up and pressed full length up against him while still visually searching for the elusive item.

A moment later I realized the guy wasn't hugging me instead he was stiff as a board. At that point I looked up and realized that this wasn't my hub. He smiled tentatively and asked if I'd like to go out for a drink.

At that point my hub came back around from the other aisle after realizing I was still on a previous aisle, to this little vignette. Come to think of it hub didn't speed ahead anymore LOL
GreatwhiteNorth said:
Isn't aisle 5 where the dog food is?
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LOL ouch, actually for me it was the feminine products aisle.
Laughing Grass said:
I wish I had the type of personality that would have allowed me to take it out of my hair and eat it instead of embarrassment. the reaction would be priceless. You're much more outgoing than I am. o_O
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You have something to look forward to in your mid 30's. As you age your give a shit factor increases in direct proportion, enjoy it. You will also need less time to dress as you realize the enemy of good is better.
 
curious2garden said:
Once upon a time I almost did. I shop at the commissary and my hub had just got off work and was wearing his Class A uniform. Most of the guys in the commissary were also in Class A too, but I never gave that much thought prior to this.

I was looking for something on the aisle and out of my peripheral vision I identified what looked the size and shape and correct attire for hub. I sidled up and pressed full length up against him while still visually searching for the elusive item.

A moment later I realized the guy wasn't hugging me instead he was stiff as a board. At that point I looked up and realized that this wasn't my hub. He smiled tentatively and asked if I'd like to go out for a drink.

At that point my hub came back around from the other aisle after realizing I was still on a previous aisle, to this little vignette. Come to think of it hub didn't speed ahead anymore LOL


LOL ouch, actually for me it was the feminine products aisle.


You have something to look forward to in your mid 30's. As you age your give a shit factor increases in direct proportion, enjoy it. You will also need less time to dress as you realize the enemy of good is better.
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I don't grab my wife's ass anymore in public because of a similar situation. Glad I got a smile and not a slap but still...:oops:
 
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