Twistyman
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Morning vette.... shit I stepped in cat puke....
I hate dong the 1 foot hop to the can in the morning.... 
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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I hate dong the 1 foot hop to the can in the morning.... korvette1977
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Sounds gross... how does it smell?Morning vette.... shit I stepped in cat puke....
misshestermoffitt
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Morning all, sorry about your cat puke troubles Twisty, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one with those kinds of problems.
Sunnysideup
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Good morning everyone.
Wake n Bake
I have a puker in my house too. I am going to start putting signs up...I hate when I am half a sleep and 'splat'....ruins the morning for me.
Wake n Bake
I have a puker in my house too. I am going to start putting signs up...I hate when I am half a sleep and 'splat'....ruins the morning for me.
korvette1977
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Thats just fucking gross... I'd kick it out the door ...Maybe you should get a dog to lick it up after the cat pukes..
misshestermoffitt
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I have one that chews on my Spider plants and then ralphs them up all over the place. It's such a nasty thing to wake up to. I hate finding those big hairballs too, ack.
Sunnysideup
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My dog will lap that shit up! Last night I found him IN the litter box having some dessert....YUCK
korvette1977
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Cats are cool but I wont have one in my house again.. No litter box's no cat puke, not me .. My dogs are a pain in the ass already I dont want no freaking cat .. nope ..
korvette1977
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And then he came to bed and licked your face right ... ewwwwwwwwwwwww gross ..
Sunnysideup
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This sounds terrible, but, here it goes....
I am counting down my cats days....I look at the one and I say 'maybe 2 more years'
I feel guilty, but, I am done with animals. I am so tired of cleaning up after them all and listening to them fight with one another at night...I am done once they die.
I am counting down my cats days....I look at the one and I say 'maybe 2 more years'
I feel guilty, but, I am done with animals. I am so tired of cleaning up after them all and listening to them fight with one another at night...I am done once they die.
Sunnysideup
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korvette1977
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Funny .. I go into a box before bed and usually as soon as I wake up that box is right next to me so I go in again,,, Funny thing is EVERYTIME I go into this Box .... I puke ........
WHO AM I .................?
Sunnysideup
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I ask myself, 'self why do you bite when he throws you a bone?'
answer ' I dunno'
Lets see....Are you a penis?
answer ' I dunno'
Lets see....Are you a penis?
misshestermoffitt
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I'm counting down days for pets too. We've already decided no more. I've saved all 5 from the streets and can't adopt anymore. I found out I'm allergic to cats, but won't give them away, have to ride it out. I love my kitties but sometimes I want to strangle them.
korvette1977
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Sunnysideup
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I feel you. I know. I rescued all mine too. I am just tired, but, I will ride it out until the end. No more when they are gone. I fantasize what it would be like to wake up and only have to take care of myself. Kids are gone, husband is gone, waiting on the pets to be gone.
Sunnysideup
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You rope me into saying these things....
Not yet, we are just getting warmed up!LOL are you calling me A DICK ............LOL yes I am
misshestermoffitt
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I can't wait for pet hair free days. When I buy something new to wear the first thing I consider is "how much cat hair will end up sticking to this, it's a dark color, cat hair will show" blah.
korvette1977
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Rope ... Hmmmm
So you like being tied up..?
I'm opening a new Business .. Im going to be a "Stand In Hubby"".. Women can rent me by the hr .. to take care of the chores hubby's cant...