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tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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I just got done filling this out on line.

I called the toll free number first to inquire if this is what they call the census now, but the guy said no. It's an extra thing they send out to randomly selected addresses. 3.5 million of them.

You are legally obligated to fill it out or they send another letter first, and then apparently human beings to get their answers.

I thought some of the questions were kind of nosey.

Like if you're a heterosexual (actually they asked if I was in a heterosexual marriage when I listed the wife being here) or a Latino. They asked where you were born, whether your house is paid off or on a home equity loan and other nosey stuff. They didn't ask if I was a citizen, but if you're born here they can figure that out I would guess.

Anybody else get this? 3.5 million would be like 1%. Shouldn't I get a Walmart gift card at least? WTF?

Well, they can't come after me, it's done.

I think I'll go read some George Orwell.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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tangerinegreen555 said:
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I just got done filling this out on line.

I called the toll free number first to inquire if this is what they call the census now, but the guy said no. It's an extra thing they send out to randomly selected addresses. 3.5 million of them.

You are legally obligated to fill it out or they send another letter first, and then apparently human beings to get their answers.

I thought some of the questions were kind of nosey.

Like if you're a heterosexual (actually they asked if I was in a heterosexual marriage when I listed the wife being here) or a Latino. They asked where you were born, whether your house is paid off or on a home equity loan and other nosey stuff. They didn't ask if I was a citizen, but if you're born here they can figure that out I would guess.

Anybody else get this? 3.5 million would be like 1%. Shouldn't I get a Walmart gift card at least? WTF?

Well, they can't come after me, it's done.

I think I'll go read some George Orwell.
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They can figure out citizenry if you're born here but need to qualify heterosexual or Latino?
 
raratt

raratt

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Watered/fed the girls this morning, ladybugs should be here Fri. Took a short nap this afternoon, back is doing so so, haven't screamed recently. Got the stuff to make red beans and rice tomorrow and picked up a ham for $.99 a pound. I'm going to need some more tincture sometime soon, it keeps evaporating somehow. :roll: Buds and suds time.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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tangerinegreen555 said:
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I thought some of the questions were kind of nosey.

Like if you're a heterosexual (actually they asked if I was in a heterosexual marriage when I listed the wife being here) or a Latino. They asked where you were born, whether your house is paid off or on a home equity loan and other nosey stuff. They didn't ask if I was a citizen, but if you're born here they can figure that out I would guess.

Anybody else get this? 3.5 million would be like 1%. Shouldn't I get a Walmart gift card at least? WTF?

Well, they can't come after me, it's done.

I think I'll go read some George Orwell.
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I got one, too. But mine only had one question - how many dix can I fit in my mouth at once? I'm not sure this letter is legit, but I filled it out anyway...
 
Laughing Grass

Laughing Grass

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tangerinegreen555 said:
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I just got done filling this out on line.

I called the toll free number first to inquire if this is what they call the census now, but the guy said no. It's an extra thing they send out to randomly selected addresses. 3.5 million of them.

You are legally obligated to fill it out or they send another letter first, and then apparently human beings to get their answers.

I thought some of the questions were kind of nosey.

Like if you're a heterosexual (actually they asked if I was in a heterosexual marriage when I listed the wife being here) or a Latino. They asked where you were born, whether your house is paid off or on a home equity loan and other nosey stuff. They didn't ask if I was a citizen, but if you're born here they can figure that out I would guess.

Anybody else get this? 3.5 million would be like 1%. Shouldn't I get a Walmart gift card at least? WTF?

Well, they can't come after me, it's done.

I think I'll go read some George Orwell.
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it doesn’t say your truthful response is required by US law. I’d have some fun with it.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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Laughing Grass said:
it doesn’t say your truthful response is required by US law. I’d have some fun with it.
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That thought crossed my mind.

I was going to say I was a flaming gay flamingo dancer who sells S&M equipment, breeds warthogs and works for the Dicken's Cider company.

And for military service I was a general in the underground army of the apocalypse zombies.

They make you tell them your name though, they pick your address randomly out of the files, so they say.
 
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