Covid-19

tyler.durden

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LOL, that was normal in my day. My dad never said please to me until I came home from the Army
My dad NEVER said please to anyone. Other parents were fully allowed to manhandle other people's kids when they fucked up. I remember playing with matches lighting shit on fire under my buddy's porch. His dad caught us and smacked him around, then smacked me, and dragged me up to his place. He then called my dad to tell him what happened, then my dad smacked the shit out of me when I got home. Two beatings for one crime, the 70s were awesome...
 
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tyler.durden

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I'm feeling okay today. I slept on and off all day yesterday - I'd wake up, do something simple like tidying up for 20 minutes, and then the fatigue would hit and I'd nap for 90 minutes. Rinse and repeat. Only slight body aches other than the fatigue, I feel very lucky to have such mild symptoms. My appetite comes and goes, which is fine with me. Since I can't work out yet I don't want to become a fat ass. I have a super cool stationary bike coming tomorrow, thought I'd buy myself a new toy to play with since I'll be living inside for the foreseeable future. Looking forward to assembling it. It's gonna be a bitch getting it upstairs by myself, can't ask anyone for help - "Hey Johnny, would you stop by to help me move this thing real quick. You should know that I have the virus and I'm highly contagious. No? Didn't think so. Have a good one..."
 

neosapien

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It’s the wifeys bday today. Been rough planning anything.

Had her breakfast delivered and filled her with mimosas and marijuana. Then dick.

Sushi take out later with cocktails and much more dick.
My wife's is the 31st. She's pretty sketched out about everything. She doesn't leave the house, save for the balcony. She doesn't want no Amazon, no takeout. No outside contact. So she's just going to get dick and be fine with it.
 

tyler.durden

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It’s the wifeys bday today. Been rough planning anything.

Had her breakfast delivered and filled her with mimosas and marijuana. Then dick.

Sushi take out later with cocktails and much more dick.

Please say happy birthday from us to your wife's boobs. Cleavage pics please to get us through this difficult time. Doesn't have to be of your wife, yours will do...
 

Bobby schmeckle

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My wife's is the 31st. She's pretty sketched out about everything. She doesn't leave the house, save for the balcony. She doesn't want no Amazon, no takeout. No outside contact. So she's just going to get dick and be fine with it.
At this point I think both I and the wife are feeling
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I haven’t seen a soul in weeks aside from grocery workers. I’m quarantined. I’m washing my hands. I’m shaving my balls.

But there’s only so much I’m willing to do.
 
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