Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
Ha ha, snort.:bigjoint:

I am done rippin now. Funny thing, Jesus' first miracle was to turn water into wine, musta not had issues with partying...... But I won't go into that now......

Not rippin anything now, hubby sleepin and I must be quiet. Kids are playin Spiro and I am left alone for a few precious minutes, before someone pokes someone in the eye, or so-and-so took the controller from me....... It's all fun and games then mom goes ape-shit and locks herself in the bathroom with a quarrentine sign on the door...... Jk. (or am I......):fire:
 

Sunnysideup

Well-Known Member
Morning.... Wake, bake & WTF...... Last night the neighbor popped in with her dog..
today in the light of day I see everything is covered in mud..... bed, chairs, floor.. son of a bitch..

Morning Twisty!
But did the neighbor with the muddy dog bring you some treats? If the answer is yes be happy you got mud!
It is a pain in the ass when they track muck all through the house, I hate it...I blew my vacuum up yesterday cleaning up after animals:mrgreen:
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Morning Twisty!
But did the neighbor with the muddy dog bring you some treats? If the answer is yes be happy you got mud!
It is a pain in the ass when they track muck all through the house, I hate it...I blew my vacuum up yesterday cleaning up after animals:mrgreen:

I am awake and I am baked tyvm!!

Hey when I was growing up in Northern US, we had a mud room and my parents were big about Japanese style of house footwear. Outdoor shoes and indoor shoes, no compromising on that one. It worked really well for mud.... to this day I am mostly barefoot. Thanks mom & dad, I luv it.


out.:blsmoke:
 

Sunnysideup

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I grew up in the woods, so a mud room was a must. We were never allowed to wear shoes past the mud room....I don't have a mud room here, no need for one, there is not that much mud...too hot, just a bunch of clay balls.
 

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
Animals are tryin to tell you not to worry about silly things like cleaning. They are right. Lets focus on what's important...... A buzz!:mrgreen:

My kid's cat loves to get high. I never blew it at her, but she kept getting in my lap when I would smoke, now she likes to get right in my face, so I finally blew some in her face. Now we have this 'thing' when I smoke, she gets up in my face, I shotgun her, and she just sits in my lap and enjoys the buzz, then hits her kitty food afterawhile.




Glad you liked the Rainbow Bridge thread, Sunny. I thought you mite like that. Ignore the ones that don't understand us, I do. I get alot of heat for my involvement with the anti-slaughter movement (worse of all, from so-called horse enthusiasts!:evil:) but us dragons have flame resistant skin, ya know. Just send the killer cockatoo after anyone that fucks with you, that'll teach 'em.....:mrgreen:


Sorry 'bout the mud, Twisty. Hope you ain't got white carpets or nuttin, dems is a bitch to keep clean. Hope you finally got hooked up, too!

Marnin, Gryphon! Tokey toke!


Got hooked up, so here. Pass this on......(coff coff):joint:
 

Sunnysideup

Well-Known Member
Are there any clay dicks to go along with the balls?:mrgreen:
LOL there are! Clay dick, balls, taints....all over the place here...it is Florida after all!

The bird in my avy, Ozzie, he likes getting stoned too. He likes to eat buds and stems...I came home one day to find that he broke out of his cage and he ate atleast an ounce of my shit....rushed him to the vet, the vet said he was fine, just stoned....Damn bird. I do save my stems and seeds for the birds they really like them. My cat doesn't like to get stoned she avoids the smoke, now put a rum and coke down and go to the bathroom she will be all in that shit.
 

puffdamagikdragon

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I bet the vet got a kick outta that one.
Shit, doc, the bird ate my stash......:mrgreen:

When I was a vet tech these college kids brought in this cat that was seriously fucked up, eyes all dialated and shit, making the weirdest noises you ever heard, and the vet, who knew I partied, asked me if I mite know what he was 'on' (in private) and I said it looked like the cat was trippin. Turns out the cat got into acid AND coke, some asshole at a party dropped drops into the cat's eyes and shoved a line of coke in his mouth. I will give the kids credit, they were worried about the cat. But they looked real worried when they admitted it and told us the story, like the cops were gonna bust down the exam room door at any minute. But the cat was fine in a day or two, and me and the vet had a good laugh over it.
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Morning all, Wake n Bake time. Who wants to come clean my house? cause I don't want to do it. :mrgreen::peace:
 

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
High dare, Chiceh! Here, take this.:joint:


Not me, I am hidin from my own house today. If I can ever get off this computer, I am hidin in the barn! But don't tell anyone.
 

Sunnysideup

Well-Known Member
Morning all, Wake n Bake time. Who wants to come clean my house? cause I don't want to do it. :mrgreen::peace:
I would but I have my Dad in town....that is my excuse:mrgreen::mrgreen:
Don't blow a vacuum up like I did yesterday, argh.....
I am baking with you this morning:joint:
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
High dare, Chiceh! Here, take this.:joint:


Not me, I am hidin from my own house today. If I can ever get off this computer, I am hidin in the barn! But don't tell anyone.

Thanks puffy, I am in my garage, ssssshhhhh I am hiding too, lol I can not figure out how this place gets so messy. It's the kid for sure, lol :mrgreen::peace:

I would but I have my Dad in town....that is my excuse:mrgreen::mrgreen:
Don't blow a vacuum up like I did yesterday, argh.....
I am baking with you this morning:joint:
Sure sure, excuses excuses, lol.

Why don't you guys come to livechat? :mrgreen::peace:
 
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