Piss test

Itsgrown420

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QUOTE="youraveragehorticulturist, post: 15917527, member: 32867"]
You can buy an at home Drug Test for THC at the dollar store. Or Walgreens. Go out grab one, and give yourself a Wizz-Quiz. If you pass, you won't have to worry. If you fail, you'll know why the new job isn't calling you.
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That's a good idea I was thinking about it but I figured the ones in the drug testing offices are more sophisticated and will catch the slightest amount of thc ... But I got faith I passed after reading all these comments ... Y'all was all helpful thank you .
 

mysunnyboy

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Apologies darling , sure will...
It's working with cell towers , start out with a shovel in my hand. Thx for the advice. I'll let yall know if I pass.
No problemo
My username is part of my email address which I put in the wrong field when I joined lol it was my dog. I must’ve been stoned :eyesmoke:
 
The only way "detox" drinks work is by introducing liquid into your body, causing the level of drug metabolite in your urine to be diluted. You can't hide the drug metabolites with other stuff. Whether a detox drink might allow you to submit more dilute urine and pass by doing things like boosting creatine levels in the urine I don't know.
 

JoeRogan420

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use quick fix or someones clean urine, i swear by quick fix, i have passed 7 medicals in the past 12 months 4 with quick fix and 3 with partners pregnet urine
 

JoeRogan420

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when i was in jail waiting for a appeal to get out 3 months into my sentence we used weed n ice and stuff but luckily that stuff was all out of my system, meth still showed up blurry but it wasnt enough to be positive, but the night before the random test, the whole day i was off my head on the stuff they give to people detoxing off heroin and meth, we called it bupe, it is just like a valium or a wierd unatural feelnig weed stone, last like 12 hours, cant overdose worst casse u just spew or dry hurl and get dizzy

but anyways i was rooted, and i went to bed and we had to use the big detergent bottles when they were empty as our water bottles, and i had green cordial in mine, and this new guy dick head left the other green detergent bottle where my cordial was by accident and i took it to bed and woke up about 3 am and skulled about half a coke can of strong kinda detergent didnt have much of a odor, i went to the bathroom and fingured my thoat until it bled dry heaving but i still couldnt spew any of the liquid up i tried for about 20 mins, i tried skulling a litre of water and then spewing it up again with no luck only like a little bit really bubbly but, anyways i ate like a full loaf of bread and 3 litres of water and anything i could get my hand on.

got tested the next day at lunch time and everyone thought i was stuffed, but i passedhahaha
 

JoeRogan420

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well, that wasn't possible for OP.
yes but for next time, he and everyone needs to be prepared and realize all u gotta do is just be prepared, i started one job 5 months ago , i worked for 2 months carrying a quick fix bottle on me every single day in my pocket, 2 months in the boss says hey mate its your lucky day and i had to go do a test and it saved my job, but if i had not have been prepared i would be screwed,

my quick fix synthetic urine has passed 2 lab tests, and all kinds of instant screen cups some were really sophisticated and expensive looking, its passed everything even lab tests, it takes a set of balls but u gotta grow them if u wanna be a night time smoker and work a mans job where i come from such a shame the world is so pathetic

P.S. i never drive, work stoned, i wait 9 hours brush my tounge and then im right to go. at least 6 hours anyways with a brushed tounge should pass swabs no worries
 
yes but for next time, he and everyone needs to be prepared and realize all u gotta do is just be prepared, i started one job 5 months ago , i worked for 2 months carrying a quick fix bottle on me every single day in my pocket, 2 months in the boss says hey mate its your lucky day and i had to go do a test and it saved my job, but if i had not have been prepared i would be screwed,

my quick fix synthetic urine has passed 2 lab tests, and all kinds of instant screen cups some were really sophisticated and expensive looking, its passed everything even lab tests, it takes a set of balls but u gotta grow them if u wanna be a night time smoker and work a mans job where i come from such a shame the world is so pathetic

P.S. i never drive, work stoned, i wait 9 hours brush my tounge and then im right to go. at least 6 hours anyways with a brushed tounge should pass swabs no worries
Hmmm I'm just going to suggest that people read the scientific articles I posted when devising their life strategies.
 

JoeRogan420

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Right if it's scientifically proven it's gotta be true I read part of it difficult to read in that format
Hey push over....I'm coming in.
Hey push over....I'm coming in.
The only way "detox" drinks work is by introducing liquid into your body, causing the level of drug metabolite in your urine to be diluted. You can't hide the drug metabolites with other stuff. Whether a detox drink might allow you to submit more dilute urine and pass by doing things like boosting creatine levels in the urine I don't know.

guys u gotta have balls for this and be a male, its scary and u could stuff it up and lose a job, or not get the job, but u need to learn by actually doing it, which u gotta take the risk , if u want a decent job and wanna blaze at night u gotta do it, as if im gonna try and detox and carry on wasting my time and swalloin bloody detox juice when i can pass a lab grade piss test for 30 bucks
 

JoeRogan420

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i have passed like 10 now and have had very close calls, and this is where u learn, u understand everything, and u grow and get better at it and can grow confident
 

DarkWeb

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guys u gotta have balls for this and be a male, its scary and u could stuff it up and lose a job, or not get the job, but u need to learn by actually doing it, which u gotta take the risk , if u want a decent job and wanna blaze at night u gotta do it, as if im gonna try and detox and carry on wasting my time and swalloin bloody detox juice when i can pass a lab grade piss test for 30 bucks
LOL so only a little bit of meth if you want a good job? Got it :blsmoke:
 
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