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[DarkWeb]

Nah, my house. She actually helped me move and stuff. When they broke up I was like her rebound friend for a few months. She is so far beyond too good for him, hoping it doesn't work out between them!
No clue why someone with every aspect of their life put together except for a good choice of man wants him, but who knows...
I am just bad at handling other people crying at me, hah.

Give her a cookie....

 

[Rsawr]

Give her a cookie....

I've read this book...

 

[raratt]

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She wants the weiner...

 

[Laughing Grass]

Nah, my house. She actually helped me move and stuff. When they broke up I was like her rebound friend for a few months. She is so far beyond too good for him, hoping it doesn't work out between them!
No clue why someone with every aspect of their life put together except for a good choice of man wants him, but who knows...
I am just bad at handling other people crying at me, hah.

My personal rule on giving relationship advice.

 

[curious2garden]

61 degrees this cloudy morning, possible showers/thunderstorms this afternoon with a high of 71. I might actually need to put jeans on today.
Mornin.

We've made it to 54 it's supposed to be 81 but I'll be surprised if we make it.

 

[Rsawr]

She wants the weiner...

She does!!
I just don't get how hanging with me is supposed to help. I never talk to the idiot. I told him to get lost after he used my number for stuff and I started getting telemarketers calling for him at all hours.

 

[curious2garden]

My brother's ex girlfriend, who is trying to get him back asked if she could come talk over drinks this evening.
Who wants to take bets on how hilariously badly this is gonna go?

You'd be amazed how easy it is to hide an axe which makes pulling out a knife to be expected, good luck.

 

[Rsawr]

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You'd be amazed how easy it is to hide an axe which makes pulling out a knife to be expected, good luck.

Hey, if I get axe murdered by a blonde it'll be quicker than how I was gonna go!

 

[raratt]

We've made it to 54 it's supposed to be 81 but I'll be surprised if we make it.

We've had .07" of rain so far, not impressed.

 

[raratt]

a blonde

That explains a lot...
You know why blonds wear panties? To keep their ankles warm.

 

[raratt]

You know how a blond knows her date is over? The dome light comes on.

 

[curious2garden]

At a bar I hope, not your house.

Even easier to hide an axe there; coats

 

[curious2garden]

My personal rule on giving relationship advice.

Because it never works out and their real intent isn't advice it's recruitment LOL

 

[manfredo]

She wants the weiner...

And never underestimate the power of a blow job

 

[shnkrmn]

Even easier to hide an axe there; coats

Just present your ticket to the axecheck girl.

Personally I think the biggest axe available should be brandished. Nobody can stop staring at that while you slide out your butterfly knife.

 

[curious2garden]

Hey, if I get axe murdered by a blonde it'll be quicker than how I was gonna go!

How were you planing on going?

 

[curious2garden]

Just present your ticket to the axecheck girl.

Personally I think the biggest axe available should be brandished. Nobody can stop staring at that while you slide out your butterfly knife.

Oh puhleaze don't recommend butterfly knives, they take a modicum of skill and training, let's call it a switchblade.

 

[shnkrmn]

Oh puhleaze don't recommend butterfly knives, they take a modicum of skill and training, let's call it a switchblade.

Absurdism was a factor in my word choice LOL

 

[raratt]

Absurdism was a factor in my word choice LOL

"Let me just whip this thing out."

 

[curious2garden]

We've had .07" of rain so far, not impressed.

CAVU here