Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[Twistyman]

Wheres TWISTY........?
On another dirt run?
On a another Xanax ride ?
On the floor passed out?
Or picking up the pieces of a smashed computer?
HHHHMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm
I wonder

Hi all... no xanadoo or mega swill yesterday, just catching up on sleep...
plus not a big christmas fan... Comp. is still hanging in...... Give my best to China.. a few more owie days then she'll feel better..... still sucks though.......

 

[DudeLebowski]

That's where it lives, but it won't all fit in the cabinet. Last summer I found a cake plate at an auction that matched the set and I managed to get it. Now I need to find a cake topper.

I hope Santa brings dank sticky buds to everyone on RIU for Christmas.

me too, ive been a good boy this year.

 

[korvette1977]

Santa already came and left me a little... Im a happy camper

 

[korvette1977]

Hi all... no xanadoo or mega swill yesterday, just catching up on sleep...
plus not a big christmas fan... Comp. is still hanging in...... Give my best to China.. a few more owie days then she'll feel better..... still sucks though.......

You know I was just thinking that you were out cruising for some shwag weed from those hookers again ..

 

[Twistyman]

You know I was just thinking that you were out cruising for some shwag weed from those hookers again ..

I wish.. not the skank part but it looks like there's not a dealer to be seen, till after christmas... My 1st official straight christmas ... Bah humBUD....... don't feel like swilling as you feel like shit all night........

* staring at nervous plants... don't pick me....

 

[korvette1977]

This too shall pass

Its an Ice storm out and I need to go to Town and get China's new medicine cabinet at home depot .. I'll have to wait tilll later I was hoping on getting out just after 9am

 

[DudeLebowski]

This too shall pass

Its an Ice storm out and I need to go to Town and get China's new medicine cabinet at home depot .. I'll have to wait tilll later I was hoping on getting out just after 9am

sleet like a bastard outside.
driveway has a quarter inch sheet of ice on it already
have to go up a mountain to get my xmas trees
hate winter, love how pretty it looks when its not snowin/rainin/sleetin out.

-dude

 

[Twistyman]

This too shall pass

Its an Ice storm out and I need to go to Town and get China's new medicine cabinet at home depot .. I'll have to wait tilll later I was hoping on getting out just after 9am

Yeah I'm looking outside wondering just how long a person can go without going..
where did I put those depends..???

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Last night my little Shih Tzu biffed it everytime he went outside. He'd hop onto the patio and his front feet would go flying and he'd land on his face, poor little guy, I threw some salt out last night and he stayed on his feet this morning.

My asshole cat escaped last night to, his feet went flying and he jumped and landed in a huge puddle of water with a giant splash. He hasn't tried to escape today ......

 

[korvette1977]

Yeah I'm looking outside wondering just how long a person can go without going..
where did I put those depends..???

No napkins ? ,Paper towels? Are we the only people who buy these items in BULK

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Twisty has no shit wipe? Then do your biz and hop into the shower, it's like a giant bidet.

 

[Sunnysideup]

Twisty you can come to my house, my toilet washes your bum with warm water....really weird and, no, I don't use it...

Morning everyone! I am baking and HAPPY! Merry Christmas. I have to leave here by 4 to make my flight...I am actually looking forward to some cold weather.

China when you read this...Glad your feeling better!

 

[korvette1977]

Find an old T-Shirt and shred it ..

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Good morning Sunny, I hope you have a safe flight and a very Merry Christmas !!!

 

[SlowToker]

Morning bakers, how are all you this great "Mango" morning?

 

[Gryphonn]

It's 12:15 am here in Australia, so merry Christmas all you Wake and Baking toke and talkers. I'm in a room full of kids from 10 years old to 20 years old!!!

They're all awake, so we're opening presents now....

I'm sneaking off to the bedroom again

 

[CrackerJax]

I'm good..... as always....morning!!

Yes, have a great trip Sunny! Don't forget to short sheet your brother's bed when you are there... an oldie but a goodie...


out.

 

[korvette1977]

Have a safe flight .... Merry Christmas ..................

 

[Twistyman]

Safe flight Sunny.... Man thats enough Nanook of the North shit for me today......
What an event....... Ahhh happy sphincter ........ who said an ass can't smile....
*shut up tips.......

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

merry xmas...and good morning stoners!!!