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treegardener

Active Member
"This is a Kosher site by the way!:hump:

What does that mean in terms of this site - a kosher site? It's not kosher in terms of bad language and icky sexually explicit signatures or inflammed responses. In religions like Judaism "kosher" has a connotation of purity.

Tree
 

Hayduke

Well-Known Member
"This is a Kosher site by the way!:hump:

What does that mean in terms of this site - a kosher site? It's not kosher in terms of bad language and icky sexually explicit signatures or inflammed responses. In religions like Judaism "kosher" has a connotation of purity.

Tree
No pork aloud! (pigs, cops, the man, the 5-0, LEO, Omar Sheriff) Oh yeah LEO=law enforcement officer, that one stumped me for a day.:hug:
 

TreesOfLife

Well-Known Member
I'm a first time grower. Want to hear something really shocking? I don't smoke!

I'm goofing off as a hobby. I have no use for the weed or the results, I just wanted to try something new.

I spent several hours on forums...even a few web sites. I've found a ton of information on every aspect of soil, lighting, grow time, even best place to order. Literally, I've never asked a question because EVERYTHING I could ask is already answered.

Web searching is so easy now, you don't even need to join a site to learn. Simply search for your question on your favorite site and you'll find your answer. If you don't, send me a PM...I'll bet I already have your question bookmarked. If you ask me something stupid, that is easy to find, don't be surprised if I don't respond.

Point is, get off your ass! Stop begging someone to give you the answer to the question you are too lazy to look up...get it yourself!

From what I've learned I'm currently harvesting apple white widow. We did a fast dry of a bud for test....it smells and tastes like apple, but smokes and has the same effects as white widow.

I grew16 plants under flourescent and averaged well over a pound per plant (wet) in about 12 weeks. I'll try super cropping with pear next....but considering what very little I did for these plants, I'm more than willing to bet I can get over 2 pounds per plant.

Want to know how? LOOK IT UP!
probly a cop
 

treegardener

Active Member
probly a cop

If a member was a cop, would he be able to find you by way of your also being a member on here? It seems pretty incognito to me on here.

I don't think Blu is a cop, but I do think he probably smokes. A lot of people have signatures stating in some way that they don't smoke for the sake of the cops.

That does not mean that I don't think that cops may be perusing this site like they peruse pedefiles or websites like that.

Tree :spew:
 

South Texas

Well-Known Member
Hey! I don't smoke, just grow. A joint last me 2 years. I smoke cigs. & drink beer. Love to grow. I bet I could grow pot out of a Cops ass, and you would have a shit-eating grin, smoking the shit. Problem is holding the Bitch down long enough to harvest. Got busted lately. Don't ever rub a donut on your dick to distract them.... hell, I'm on an IV, they sucked me dry. Point is, ease up on the non-smokers, we are advocates, little Puppies. Unless you are a Law dick sucker. Merry Christmas.
 

treegardener

Active Member
Hey! I don't smoke, just grow. A joint last me 2 years. I smoke cigs. & drink beer. Love to grow. I bet I could grow pot out of a Cops ass, and you would have a shit-eating grin, smoking the shit. Problem is holding the Bitch down long enough to harvest. Got busted lately. Don't ever rub a donut on your dick to distract them.... hell, I'm on an IV, they sucked me dry. Point is, ease up on the non-smokers, we are advocates, little Puppies. Unless you are a Law dick sucker. Merry Christmas.
Your an a-hole brother -clean up your language. you reveal what a jerk you are. i think you are a lost cause. please don't pollute this thread again.
 

Hayduke

Well-Known Member
So "kosher" means no cops, or no people with cop-like language? What does "5-0 mean?

Tree:shock:
You are a very inquisitive tree! That is how I used "kosher" of course I am being a little bit of a smart ass, But there is something up with the other subject of this thread. At the very least, deception.

5-O, a term for undercover cop (pig in a blanket, pork in lambs clothing, scum) this comes from a 1970's T.V. (television) show called "Hawaii 5-O" which was about Hawaiian police detectives.

The more you know...(reference to a PSA [public service anouncement]!)
:grin:
 

Hayduke

Well-Known Member
Your an a-hole brother -clean up your language. you reveal what a jerk you are. i think you are a lost cause. please don't pollute this thread again.
So his language was a little harsh...it is still just vowels and consonants...you choose to let it offend you, and that is o.k. He did say "Merry Christmas"...

I think he was pretty much kidding though, and his point of being nice to non-smokers and being a cannabis advocate is a good one.

Yes many people put disclaimers in their signatures, this is much different from saying that you don't smoke but then readily claiming you grow mass bud and inviting you to come see rather than posting any pics, not even stolen pics...really not even trying.

I don't think that cops would get anything from the site itself, but I am sure they could locate you from your IP (internet provider) address. All the more reason not to grow cannabis if you don't use it especially if this is not a legal grow, which would be all of those in Fla (Florida).

Blue probably is just a kid, not a cop, but there were some whiffs of bacon (again a reference to suspecting a trolling pig). Again that is o.k. (what the hell does "o.k" actually stand for?) also, but if you are actually wanting to grow some bud, I just don't want to see you get make believe advice, as this leads to wasted time and cash, and maybe even no bud.
Hope you grow some trees!
:peace:
 

DubB83

Well-Known Member
Treegardener, from one gardener to another, do not allow this person to waste any more of your valuable time. First I suggest visiting this page and reading everything in it before asking any questions The FAQ. Second I suggest the Newbie Section. Utilize the search option and look up stealth grows and micro grows as they use cheap items to build efficient boxes using CFLs (Compact Flourescent Lights). CFLs are available nearly everywhere they sell hardware items. There are also cheap 150W HPS (High Pressure Sodium) at Lowes or Home Depot or the like. Look in the security isle. There is a thread on here about creating a remote balast from a security light. Also check out the DIY section, as there is some good stuff in there too.

CFLs
100W Equivalent 2700K

100W Equivalent 6500K

HPS:
150W HPS @ Lowes

150W HPS Remote Balast Conversion Thread


Lighting, for me of course, was only a small chunk of the actual cost to produce any kind of crop suitable to enjoy or medicate with.

If you research everything I have posted and get a seed from a fellow patient, the only thing left to do is try. Nature should show you the way, just learn how the plant talks is all.

Do all of this and that will be more valuable than asking this joker for advice. Obviosly he is not doing a good job of answering your questions, and I believe the inforation you seek is pre-existing and easily accessable.

Other useful links:
How To Grow Marijuana
101 Already Asked Questions
Vocabulary Terms

Best advice I can say is learn, learn, learn.

Anything that comes into contact with your plant will affect it some how. Air, light, water, medium, nutrients, and of course the gardener.

Best of luck.
 

treegardener

Active Member
Tree, Did you just fall asleep on your keyboard? ;-)
Hey there Trickky - Merry Christmas. No, I didn't fall asleep on the keyboard. What happened was the following:

1) First I was ticked off by some dude on this thread using deplorable language - Arizona South or something like that. So, I got miffed and thought, "Well, I am outa here - FOREVER!"

2) Then, I am surfing on the web and WOW! I find one of my posts on Google and I had a coniption fit. And then I said "Okay man, that is really it. I am getting off this forum.

3) So, I went back to this forum planning deleting my account, but could not find the right buttons. So then I thought I would at least edit all my posts, which some forums you can do that. But the only one I could edit was the last one with all the h's. I erased everything, but I could not save it and get off that screen unless I put SOMETHING on the post. So I pressed the h key and put anything. So that is what happened.

So, I guess I will stay on this thread until it exhausts itself since I am a prisoner here now. I sent a message to management, but they have not responded. Someone else on this thread told me that you can't delete your account. So there you have it my friend.

Tree:blsmoke::leaf:
 

HOHO

New Member
hey....blue didn't i just see you on myth busters trying to say that people were wrong? and here you are trying to tell everybody that u are new to the game.i will go as far as to say that you are a complete joke and you can't grow crab grass!2 pounds under flouros and my names chris kringle! u suck and its only a matter of time before you are trying to figure out how to change your user name...HOHO
 

HOHO

New Member
what really shocks me is the people that have thought you were somebody to talk to? this guy is a poo butt i strongly suggest that you seak someone that has done this ATLEAST once.......this is the type of guy that would tell you bad info just to see you suffer! he is not a good person be forwarned!
 

treegardener

Active Member
what other experiences have you had with Blu that warrants you calling him a poo but? At least blu had courteous language. That always counts with me. So please recount your experiences so what you say is credible.

Tree
 

HOHO

New Member
i am not sure how to put a link in a post but if you tell me how i would do that for u or if u dont want to, its called myth busters and its where experienced growers tell about what they have done that they have read in books or heard from others that u can't do. and this dude pops in to crash the party! talkin like he's the man!:clap:
 

DubB83

Well-Known Member
i am not sure how to put a link in a post but if you tell me how i would do that for u or if u dont want to, its called myth busters and its where experienced growers tell about what they have done that they have read in books or heard from others that u can't do. and this dude pops in to crash the party! talkin like he's the man!:clap:
That happens a lot on these forums, and frankly we are better off without those hot air balloons going around blowing smoke. You really have to just -rep the guy and that way everyone knows what a joke he it.

Sometimes people (usually adolescents living with parents that cannot have a grow op) pick up a George Cervantes, SeeMoreBuds or any other reputable growers book and come on the forum trying to be Billy Badass and "rock" the world of growing by sharing fabricated information.

This was a common occurance on OverGrow.org when it was still around back in the day.
 

Hayduke

Well-Known Member
what other experiences have you had with Blu that warrants you calling him a poo but? At least blu had courteous language. That always counts with me. So please recount your experiences so what you say is credible.

Tree
Ok, so on my first attempt to find more lies dribbling out of the shiny smurfs rectum (I thought about another term, but thought better of it:-|):

From a post yesterday entitled "too many kids" started by El Smurfo:

I work for investors who buy forums. I was pointed in this direction as a potential investment offer. So far I've seen very little potential due to "free reign" and "lack of moderation" but still think there's a good market for this type of forum.

Also, Tree person, we would love too see you grow some nice meds, lots of people (though some have pointed out there are only 50 who grow) would love to give you advice from their actual experiences. Why is it that you want to believe this person so badly? He is just plainly full of...excrement.

You have gotten this same general response from a few people on here that are for real! I don't know much I am on my third grow with the first being back in 1989, the second being a couple months ago with the usual newbie mistakes that I am now trying to stop in my third and near perpetual grow. I have and will make more mistakes in this grow. I keep a pretty good record of failures and to a lesser extent my successes. Some of that is posted in my journal.

While I don't recommend getting much from mine, after reading all the newbie stuff everyone has suggested, find a thread, any thread. Find someone on that thread who has responded (politely) who has more experience. Click their link to their current or past grow journal. Peruse quietly several of these until you find someone who seems to be successful
AND has original photos to show you what they are doing. Although some of these growers are a little arrogant (probably due to some silliness) many will be glad to help. It is possible to put pictures up that you stole, but the members who have a good rep and lots of info are probably legit. Also there are some very common pics (google images)that I have seen duplicated but usually people call that quickly, and the little kid comes back with a new user name and the same voice, only to be showed the door.

As far as finding a post on google, if you put a question into a google search on growing, more than half of the hits will be from this site. Good and complete info here open to public (except pics). So don't worry about finding your post on google...your famous already!

Lastly (whew I know), I would like to apologize to you for sticking up for "southtexas" and their use of language that was offensive to you. I am a huge smart rear and cna not do very much about that. I was only trying to diffuse the flame. I am glad that you have come back as you seem sincere about learning too grow. You could use a small dose of good ol' show-me-state sceptiscism! I am glad that you changed your hometown. It is very beautiful there, but a little too specific for the size of your community!

Note there is a group of people on here that seem to be older and use less potentially offensive combination of sylables. Not everything they say is non-offensive to all as they seem to be very conservative (pot growing repukes...biggest oxymoron I have ever heard of), christian, anti-choice, anti-Obama etc.. They often post on political topics in the politics section. Not as much talk of growing, but I assume that they have been doing it so long, they have tired of all the pic uploading. There are some very Knowledgable people there just too conservative for me.
:weed:
 

treegardener

Active Member
Hey Heyduke - I am still copying and pasting info that I get on this thread as wel as a couple of other places to learn about strains of M. I don't really know anyone on this forum and no one really knows me. Blu sent me a PM awhile back at the beginning of this thread and he was very straightforward with a few sentences about his growig, etc. So, I believe him and I guess I just don't want to hear anymore stuff about him because I have made up my mind that he is okay. You know the ole' saying, "Let him who is without s-n throw the first stone." So none of us are perfect and this forum has to be mostly for fun and comradery doesn't it. I mean let's not be out to anihilate each other. I think there are mostly men on this formum. Some men have too much testosterone maybe.:roll: We are all ages. I am young at heart at least :).

So, here's a viable question for you. WHY DO SEEDS COST SO MUCH !! :confused: Isn't it like price gouging, like thy do when gas is at a premium?
I asked this question earlier on this thread and no one responded. I mean how can people charge $90 for 15 White Widow seeds? or more?

Peace,

Tree:weed:
 
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