You know your too stoned when.......

inbudwetrust

inbudwetrust

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predator0187 said:
haha one time my buddy and I were stoned as hell and he thought he was going to have some Mr. Noodles...anyway he puts it in the microwave for it's normal 3 minutes and I just kept pressing add 1 minute to it. lol it ended up being in there for 12 minutes before I let it beep. HAHA I didn't tell him right away but when it came out the noodles were just mush. :spew:It was so damn funny...

So don't be around me when your too stoned...:evil:
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That is so funny, I cant wait to do that
 
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PadawanBater

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You know your too stoned when you go to call someone and while it's ringing you forget who the hell you're calling...haha.

A few times at work too, I work a drive thru at starbucks sometimes, I'll be mad stoned and I take the money then completely forget about giving them their drinks, then I go back and I'm like "hi..can I help you?" lmfao... you can prolly imagine the looks I get..
 
Yeah

Yeah

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PadawanBater said:
You know your too stoned when you go to call someone and while it's ringing you forget who the hell you're calling...haha.

A few times at work too, I work a drive thru at starbucks sometimes, I'll be mad stoned and I take the money then completely forget about giving them their drinks, then I go back and I'm like "hi..can I help you?" lmfao... you can prolly imagine the looks I get..
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Better than when you start handing people's tacos and burritos out the window without taking the money. :-|
 
jfgordon1

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PadawanBater said:
You know your too stoned when you go to call someone and while it's ringing you forget who the hell you're calling...haha.

A few times at work too, I work a drive thru at starbucks sometimes, I'll be mad stoned and I take the money then completely forget about giving them their drinks, then I go back and I'm like "hi..can I help you?" lmfao... you can prolly imagine the looks I get..
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haha thts hilarious
 
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onthedl0008

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u know ur to stoned when u post the wrong answers in the wrong threads and things get really twisted cuz u cant really remember what u wanted to post in the first place.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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PadawanBater said:
You know your too stoned when you go to call someone and while it's ringing you forget who the hell you're calling...haha.

A few times at work too, I work a drive thru at starbucks sometimes, I'll be mad stoned and I take the money then completely forget about giving them their drinks, then I go back and I'm like "hi..can I help you?" lmfao... you can prolly imagine the looks I get..
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That is exactly why I don't smoke at work anymore. Last time I did I was so messed up I tried to throw a drink to a customer. It was a fountain drink. I don't have that job anymore.
 
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peach

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when you use a crystal grinder and don't remember that it needs opening to empty out - someone left mine packed and it wasn't me :P

when you roll another spliff because you forgot about the one you did before you got distracted

i find pills usually end up with funnier things happening. i was sitting in the garden one morning at 5am playing baseball with homebaked scones, burning an old toothbrush
 
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Kodank Moment

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You know you're stoned when:


1. You can't find your quarter and you start to have a mini panic attack only to realize you have been holding it in your hand for the last 10 minutes or so.

2. You wake up at 2 am to take bong rips and eat 3 mustard and bologna sandwhiches.

3. You your so high that when you go to suck the bowl of your bong threw into the chamber you accidently blow into the bong and wet your bowl. Done it a bajillion times.

4. All you can do is think about food and everything reminds you of food. Even things that shouldn't. Like tires.

5. You can't figure out how to add rep to people anymore because the site layout changed and you're to lazy to look around for the answer. Lol.


Seriously how do you rep people?

P.S. 6. When you say "You your so high" as listed in number 3 above. :D
 
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onthedl0008

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U know ur a stoner when u afraid to read posts by all the other stoners when ur catching up on a thread....and know u have or could have done all these things at least once.. And u know ur a stoner when ur just writing random shit to.
 
ganjamafioso

ganjamafioso

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When you find yourself in a session and you realize you don't know any of the people you are smoking with, then you yell out "What the fuck happened to my friends!".
 
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