Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[SlikWiLL13]

good morning everyone!!

i need your help, its very important.

my sisters daughter is coming over for the morning to play with my daughter which usually ends up something like a nuclear holocaust.


WE HAVE 40 MINUTES TO GET REALLY STONED

 

[robert 14617]

here slick i'll help get things started

 

[misshestermoffitt]

the play date ...... *runs screaming from the room*

... ...

OK I think I can handle it now.

 

[Sunnysideup]

at least your running i need to do more

The only reason I do it is because I have been 'seasoned' since I was a young child to run...If I don't run everyday I feel like I am missing something and my day is incomplete. The problem is I have worn my cartilage down to a point that all I have is bone on bone and my knees hurt. These braces keep my floating knee more secure and it is supposed to allow me to run pain free...BS
I am may have to start walking only.

 

[Sunnysideup]

good morning everyone!!

i need your help, its very important.

my sisters daughter is coming over for the morning to play with my daughter which usually ends up something like a nuclear holocaust.


WE HAVE 40 MINUTES TO GET REALLY STONED

LOL LOL I miss those times! Mornin Slik!

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I walk with the dogs, they love it. I'm not a runner. I'll run if I have a really good reason to (psycho killer, Freddy Krueger, everyone I'm with takes off running I'll find out why when they stop) , but other than that, no thanks.

 

[SlikWiLL13]

more often that not when i leave them alone for a while(more than 30 seconds!) i return and theyre arming themselves for battle. they are 2 1/2 and 3 and i fear the day they both end up in the same classroom. i can already imagine the parent teacher conferences - "Mr. Slikwillie, the other girls just dont stand a chance. those two girls have whooped every girl in the 2nd grade."

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I haven't been around small children in so long, they'd probably kick my ass and you'd find me tied up in a closet. I'm used to grown kids.


In second grade the rule started that my daughter and her best friend weren't allowed to be in the same classroom. That rule stayed in their file for the length of their school days. I'm sure you'll be seeing some of that too.

 

[SlikWiLL13]

everyone I'm with takes off running I'll find out why when they stop

smart girl.

 

[Twistyman]

he made a comment about his bowling being like special olympics

I just saw it on CNN (thanks for that though rob)...
It amazes me the utter tripe that the other side (both parties) uses to try to score points.... the guy means he may look spastic bowling and people try to make an obvious poor choice of words into an intended insult...
If the other parties (again both) can only score points on such trivial crap they're pathetic..... If foot in mouth was conducive to good gov. bush should have been lynched......

 

[SlikWiLL13]

I haven't been around small children in so long, they'd probably kick my ass and you'd find me tied up in a closet. I'm used to grown kids.

my daycare lady has 13 kids sometimes with just her and her mother(great older gal, i love her!)...one day i asked what they would do if the kids ever started a revolution seeing as they were vastly outnumbered. Grandma didnt hesitate a second and said, "shoot "em".

Grandma dont fuck around.

In second grade the rule started that my daughter and her best friend weren't allowed to be in the same classroom. That rule stayed in their file for the length of their school days. I'm sure you'll be seeing some of that too.

im sure, theyre both bruisers. it shall be interesting to say the least.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

.........here, here.

If foot in mouth was conducive to good gov. bush should have been lynched......

 

[420weedman]

Maybe, depends what you are doing!

working.... phones, parts orders, sales, ebay... and then re-doing everyone else's work who didnt do shit... because i have to pick up the fucking phone

Example :

bob was gonna get prices on blah blah for me ?
ummm ok lemme find out n call u back.
"bob, did you get prices for ron ?"
who ? , what ? find out what he wanted prices on again.

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or
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bob was supposed to ship me a whosado 2 weeks ago did he do that ?
let me find out
"bob did you order the whosado ?" Tell him it will be here next week !

next week - " bob said my whosado was gonna be in this week ?"
BOB, did you get in the whosado ??? oh tell him it was back ordered and it will be in next week!
2 hours later Bob says to me .... alright we gotta order this whosado now.... find out what the vehicle is .. blah blah blah

WTF ?!?!?!

wanna trade ? , ill gladly lay on couch all day... and if i was a girl.... im sure i could find plenty to do

 

[SlikWiLL13]

If the other parties (again both) can only score points on such trivial crap they're pathetic.....

c'mon, thats just how we roll here

 

[misshestermoffitt]

How do you keep from snapping? I'd lose it and Bob would be reduced to a crying puddle on the floor.

I'm NOT a people person.

working.... phones, parts orders, sales, ebay... and then re-doing everyone else's work who didnt do shit... because i have to pick up the fucking phone

Example :

bob was gonna get prices on blah blah for me ?
ummm ok lemme find out n call u back.
"bob, did you get prices for ron ?"
who ? , what ? find out what he wanted prices on again.

------
or
---

bob was supposed to ship me a whosado 2 weeks ago did he do that ?
let me find out
"bob did you order the whosado ?" Tell him it will be here next week !

next week - " bob said my whosado was gonna be in this week ?"
BOB, did you get in the whosado ??? oh tell him it was back ordered and it will be in next week!
2 hours later Bob says to me .... alright we gotta order this whosado now.... find out what the vehicle is .. blah blah blah

WTF ?!?!?!

wanna trade ? , ill gladly lay on couch all day... and if i was a girl.... im sure i could find plenty to do

 

[Twistyman]

Fuck off.... I called him back...

 

[robert 14617]

do we have to use the name bob?come on!

 

[420weedman]

How do you keep from snapping? I'd lose it and Bob would be reduced to a crying puddle on the floor.

I'm NOT a people person.

the only problem is .... BOB is the boss

 

[bongedman929]

i like bob, and i just woke up to realize its friday?!?!? and anyways when packing a bowl is there a certain way you have to load it?? can you take half a nug and just stuff and smoke? or do you haave to break it up and then load??

 

[SlikWiLL13]

How do you keep from snapping? I'd lose it and Bob would be reduced to a crying puddle on the floor.

I'm NOT a people person.

i want to see the puddle reduction....i wanna, i wanna.

okay, niece is here. BIG TOKE. wish me luck, im going in.